“Also, I don’t like it when old people put an orange peel in their mouths and make scary-hands, either”
“Racists always give themselves away,” said Cuomo. “And when you watch white people – not me, but, you know, the racist ones – they’ll give you clues about how they feel about guys with pre-fab tans. You know what’s a big giveaway? The word ‘hello’. Normal people say ‘hey’ or ‘sup’ or ‘yo’ or something like that. Know who says ‘hello’? Super racist white people. That’s all. Nobody else. I mean SUPER white. Like they’re Aunt Bea answering a telephone where you put one part up to your ear while you speak into a cone. And I’m pretty sure there weren’t any people of color in Mayberry. I’ll let you do the math on that.”
“But these super racist Aunt Bea types,” Cuomo said “they never actually say anything prejudiced to your face. They use code words. You practically gotta use an Enigma machine on these guys. But I’m smart, see? I know the code. They’ll say things like ‘inner city’ or ‘illegal immigrant’ or ‘constitution’ or ‘Chicago’ or ‘golf’. Or, you know, ‘hello’. Dead giveaways.”
“Now,” continued Cuomo, “normal non-racist people – like me – maybe I call somebody a name or something if I get mad. Maybe threaten to mess him up and push him down some stairs, but I ain’t gonna rip on his skin color. Maybe I drop f-bombs at him like I’m strafing the Taliban, and maybe my 9-year-old daughter is in earshot drinking this all in, but skin color is. Off. Limits. I got decency. I got standards. I got class.”
“I don’t care what color a mook’s skin is,” Cuomo concluded. “He looks at me cross-eyed, I’ll mess him up. And heaven help anyone who tries calling me the name of a minor character from a 70’s blockbuster movie. That’s like the N-word to Italians. I had some dirty punk call me Greedo once. I punched him in the face. Security camera footage says he punched me first, so it was totally self-defense.”
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I think he should be nervous. I hear brother Andrew has invited him for a boat ride to do some fishing.
Sad thing is….i was really believing this was true! 🙂
On a day when presidential candidates are attacking Andrew Jackson for fighting Indians….well this just seems very plausible.
Are there any historic figures the Left still considers acceptable? Aside from Lenin of course.
Are there any historic figures the Left still considers acceptable? Aside from Lenin of course….why yes there is. His name is Bernie Sanders.
Bernie is pre-historic.
Stalin, Mao, Castro, Ho Chi Minh, Kim, hell the list of historic figures the Left still considers acceptable is pretty extensive.
Che is especially big with some of them…
Uncle Ho is OK cause nobody remembers much about him except his cool name
And he has a city named after him.
How could a ho be an uncle?
TrandUncle
Still makes him a ciscommie.
Elect me potus and I vow to remove all pictures of Obama in the WH and put an end to Monica Lewinsky jokes once and for all…well, definitely the first one anyway.
No, the new racist dog whistle of the right is ‘Fredo’.
Can you imagine ever referring to this entitled idiot as anything but Fredo going forward? In my mind he will be forever Fredo Cuomo. He might as well get it tattooed on his forehead at this point.
I didn’t realize Fredo spoke Italian Eubonics so good. He sounds just like the Scaramouch. Did they go to the same Kindergarten or what’s the story here? You gotta admit, dis guy is pretty smart, I’m talking about real street smarts, which is more better den the odder kind of smarts, if you know what I mean. Dis dude is mouthing more Italian Eubonics Dog Whistles per sentence then anybody else I ever seen, and that includes Crazy Joe Gallo and the Teflon Don hisself. But den all Wiseguys are smarter den most of the people you might run into in a dark alley, if youse guys lived in dis neighborhood. I’m hearing Brooklyn, or maybe somewhere in the Bronx. To me and my buddies dis is like music from the 50s and 60s, du wop, du wop du wop. Yo, who sez so?
Whoo, I didn’t say dat! Dat was somebody else channeling thru me. Might have been Lucky Luciano, speaking from the grave, given me da evil eye. . Dat explains everything. So shut up, or I’ll punch youse in da face.
Fuggetaboutit!
While I agree with the titular premise of this article — sheesh, you lost me at the first sentence, which reads like it was written by somebody stoned out of their mind typing with their nose.
I assure you, sir, I am neither an imbiber nor a proboscitory percussionist.
I was sober as a judge and I have 10 good toes that do all my typing for me.
I want to see the breathalyzer results before I believe that!
I guess “hey, mother…f…” is the new approved address. What BS.
Watch Undercover Brother. https://youtu.be/ow6JSv_I1Oo
I can’t take anymore of this. I think Cuomo should interview AOC and we could see which one is more stupid. As for Freddo, I mean Chris, normal people do say hello. It’s considered good manners. Super racist white people tell everyone they aren’t racist and try to demonstrate that by virtue signaling, and telling us he threatens to mess up people he disagrees with and may drop f-bombs in front of his 9 year old daughter but never says anything regarding someone’s skin color (except all the reference to WHITE people –sorry Fr…Chris white is a color). And btw you show no standards and have no class.
Reminder: it’s the dogs who hear dog whistles, and racists who hear all these “codes” nobody else knew about.