Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now being banned in California schools…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now being banned in California schools…
…are Facts.
Also,
logical reasoning
sanity
independent thought
…is common sense.
…Brokeback Camels.
…the genders male and female. All 59 others are OK.
…NRA caps.
… are Cheetos, because Orange Man Bad and we wouldn’t want to trigger anyone.
the English language
all drinks other than Kool-Aid
…referring to the cracks in the bedrock as “faults”. It’s way too judgmental.
diplomas, which have been replaced by certificates of participation
in most colleges, they’re called “Liberal Arts Degrees”
…: education.
We don’t need no thought control…
We’ll just leave those kids alone.
…meat AND pudding. -Unless the pudding is non-dairy, the schools are strictly vegan.
Oh, they still get thought control – just no education.
…homework – because it makes homeless students feel bad.
…doubleplusungood thoughtcrime.
…grades. If a student studies hard and gets an A, it might damage the emotions of a lazy student that fails.
If a lazy student gets an A, it might damage the emotions of a hard working student who gets an A.
The A student will have to check their privilege.
Now being banned in California schools…
what ya got?
Now being banned in California schools…
well it could be Aliens but… its Aliens.
Now being banned in California schools…
dirty looks
Now being banned in California schools…
IMAO
those bastards.
FrankJ’s latest novel . . .
Not available in California schools but Hellbender is still obtainable from fine booksellers nationwide. Even outside public schools in California.
“The Art of the Deal”
Although they will allow the blank textbook called “9th Circuit Decisions Not Overturned”
…slavery…
…gender-specific instruction – they can’t afford to build that many new classrooms…
…mystery meat…
never. It will just be mystery vegetable.
What about Miss Terri’s meats?
What about them?
GUN FREE ZONE SIGNS…. that employee the use of the offensive word, GUN.
….building large wooden badgers in shop class…. Power, excessively hard and heavy tools, or sharp tools in shop class…. and finally shop class.
Now being banned in California schools…
smokin’ in the boys room.
Now being banned in California schools…
pitch meetings
…ambition… and potential… The two things now banned by public schools are ambition, potential…. and any form or capitalistic behavior… The three things….
…the Spanish Inquisition, except as conveyed in a bilingual manner.
Nobody would expect that.
Si/Yes
Now being banned in California schools…
swirlies.
Now being banned in California schools…
I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.
Now being banned in California schools…
any kind of fascist Adult oversight.
Now being banned in California schools…
moon signing.
…all white straight kids.
The number three.
Now being banned in California schools…
winning.
Now being banned in California schools…
school grounds, children are now free to go wherever they want to. NO BORDERS!
… being globally warm for Teacher.
… Conservin’ Safaris.
… talking about Banned Camp.
… productions of “My Fair Lady.” Literally every word is a trigger!
That’s because women’s heads are filled with cotton, hay and rags.
LEEROY JENKINS!!!
Nutella. I once treated my daughter to a Nutella sandwich on her birthday, and she came home with a nasty note from the teacher, who called it a chocolate frosting sandwich and a nutritional crime. We ate Nutella on toast for breakfast for a solid week, and she brought nutritious chicken sandwiches to school – which she invariably threw away.
I used to put chocolate frosting on my pancakes because it was cheaper than Nutella…
Now being banned in California schools…
Expulsion of disruptive students K through eighth grade.