Before I go on, I was thinking how this site is always just saying negative things about liberals. It’s always, “Look at these bad things liberals did!” but we never set time aside to point out something good they’ve done, like “Look at this nice macaroni painting the liberals did.” We really should look for more opportunities to do that.
Anyway, look at these bad things liberals did. Yeah, NPR’s vice president for fundraising was caught on tape bashing the Tea Party, nodding along to antisemitism, and saying NPR would be better off without federal funding (the worst no-no of all to NPR). Both he and the NPR CEO has now resigned; what fun.
I think we’re all aware that if you want to get the worst examples of bigotry, all you need to do is film a liberal when he thinks he’s only being heard by other liberals. Another group of hateful liberals is hardly remarkable except for the fact we’re forced to pay for them for some reason. And I never got what exactly is so special about NPR that it’s the one speech we’re forced to fund. It’s mainly a bunch of pretentious crap affluent white people listen to to feel smart. And that needs taxpayer funding why?
Actually, if we are going to use tax payer funding for programming and can’t stop for some reason despite the huge need for budget cuts, why don’t we at least use federal funds for some really cool programming you can’t get elsewhere. Here are some ideas:
IDEAS FOR FEDERALLY FUNDED SHOWS
* Golf on the Moon – Pretty self-explanatory: Send golf pros to compete on the moon. Can have spinoffs like Baseball on the Moon, Football on the Moon, and Soccer on the Sun.
* Brewster’s Billions – Game show in which a contestant has to spend a billion dollars without gaining any assets to win. Our Congress does this constantly, but can you?
* Through the Eyes of a Predator – Thanks to Predator drones, we’ll get to see behind the scenes of radical Muslims and get to learn about their problems, hopes, and dreams just before they’re incinerated with a hellfire missile.
* Undercover Obama – Barack Obama will disguise himself and go undercover in different jobs so we can see how completely useless and incompetent he is at other things than the presidency. At the end of the show, he’ll reveal his true identity to the people he worked with and raise their taxes.
* $10,000,000 Daily Giveaway – Film the surprise as each day $10 million is given to a random taxpayer. Seems expensive, but $3.65 billion is almost a rounding error in the budget these days.
And please use federal funds to bring back Firefly. You can take the money from school lunches or something; Michelle Obama says those fatties don’t need it.
I don’t want the government going anywhere near Firefly. The would destroy it.
Law & Order: D.C. – ripped from the headlines, federal employees and elected officials are arrested & prosecuted each week. Last week’s prosecutor is this week’s defendant. Pilot episode: Treacher’s Knee.
Fairness, equality, and diversity are very important to me so Government either needs to start funding Fox news or stop funding NPR.
Sexy 2 AM Phone Calls – Barack and Hillary’s hit new advice show for those special subjects we just can’t talk about while the sun is up.
Obama Hospital – The socialist soap opera you’ve dreamed about!
* 2013 – The Federal Apocalypse – A mini-series depicting life after Obama as the new Republican Congress and President annihilate whole Federal departments, lay-off millions of Federal workers and close the borders. Watch as the FED is dismantled, Wall Street is torn down, and American industrialism is reborn by drilling for oil everywhere. Millions cheer, cry, scream and die. Will our Chinese creditors come knocking? Stay tuned.
Lifestyles of the Rich and Clueless – tours of the estates of bag-lady fashion model Whoopi Goldberg, puffy-faced shrew Joy Behar, walking facelift Jane Fonda, Jabba the Hutt look-alike Michael Moore, etc.
Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t seem to find where in the Constitution the Federal government is given authority to fund media.
Celebrity Intern : D-List celebs work as interns for Congress critters. In the premier episode Andrew “Dice” Clay refuses to rub Sheila Jackson Lee’s feet. Hilarity ensues.
So You Think You Can Prance: Barney Frank is the judge…’nuff said.
The Great Race Card: Liberal politicians and journalists are given famous historical quotes and try to be the first to find a reason (however thin) to declare it racist.
Two and a Half Men: Fred Thompson and George W. Bush play two blue collar workers who are forced to room with Barack Obama.
“Whalers on the Moon”
I think the gubmunt should fund shows about:
Politicians hitchhiking through Afghanistan, commiefornistan, and iran.
Hippies being punched.
Minorities being discriminated against. Oops that’s msnbc.
Mental retards making fun of biden, reid, pelousy, duhbama, and other mental midgets.
SoB… must be part of that “Penumbra” they always talk about when defending the killing of babies.
I say the money should be used to fund Televised Executions. The really good stuff would be Pay-per-view. With the slashing of the Budget TEA Party Candidates/Senators/Congresspeople are pushing for, we’d end up with a surplus. Which we could use to build more nukes, since we’ll also be using the ones we have on a new Reality Show “Glass Lake”. It would be set in the Middle East and focus on the lives of “Moderate Muslims” coping with the nuclear consequences of their tacit approval of the actions of Radical Muslims.
Must See TV.
ASIA SHRUGGED
After a trillion dollar devaluation of Treasury Bonds, The angry Chinese disable all GPS satellites in space, rendering the USA unable to defend itself.
I thought we already had “Through the eyes of a predator” on Weaselzippers.us. Under the title of ‘Daily War Porn’.
“Prez in a box.” The Oval office is recreated in plexiglas and the president is required to stay on camera 24/7. Over/under given for amount of swearing, smoking, pandering, bowing etc.
“Hole in the House” Every week a new trapdoor opens over a bottomless hole and under a congressmen.
“Supreme court arm wrassle” Arm wrestling amongst the supreme court with various cases on the line. ( Example: Clarance Thomas vs Ginsberg to decide the fate of Obamacare.
“Punk Biden” no explanation needed
Now I want to watch “Through the eyes of a Predator”.
Someone needs to get right on that.
How about full and complete federal funding for IMAO. Then IMAO could afford to pay the people who regularly post here a living wage instead of the non-wages we currently receive. This could be a win-win situation for all involved as the federal government would obviously have to create several new agencies to oversee the disbursement of these funds. We the posters would finally receive a living wage for our efforts, and of course IMAO would finally be able to operate in the black without having to hawk tee-shirts to make ends meet. Of course the taxpayers would get shafted again but they are used to that so one more shafting will hardly be noticed. Well what’d ya think?
What Programming Should Federal Funds Go To?…….I could support the Re-Programming of all the O-bah-muhhZombies. Those that can’t be Re-Programmed will be future contestants on Desert Elephant’s Idea.
There could even be a spinoff showing how each of those winners now feels about being reviled as part of the “greedy” rich, and how they feel about having half of their money taken from them by taxes.
Other spinoffs could include showing how the conservatives turn that ten million into twenty million, and how the liberals go from having ten million to needing welfare checks. Also, how many former liberals become conservative once they actually have a lot of money.
I would suggest developing an integrity serum that could be injected into the water system in every city, town and nation. Maybe if we had some folks on both sides of the aisle who at least could find it in the dictionary we could get something accomplished in Washington, in our Statehouses, in our City halls, in our School Board meetings and in our homes.
Here’s a hint. It begins with in I not an E
I N T E G R I T Y
How one acts when one knows no one is looking.
(yes,yes I know I’m an old crank -guilty as charged )
How about ghey Cowboys with chaps and no pants on doing poetry while they spoon with other ghey Cowboys! That would be like awesome…butt only if we are paying for it on PBS, of course!
Integrity!? I suppose there might be a place for ‘integrity’ but in conjunction with government!? I mean…that is…I suppose…well, I guess it might work, but it seems to be a pretty radical solution. I just don’t think this is a time to let radicals impose their will on all of America. Lets just borrow from China like we’ve always done and pretend we have no problems, wouldn’t that be a better solution?…..H. Reid, Head cowboy poet in charge, Washington DC.
Frank, why do you want to blow up our professional athletes?
IDEAS FOR FEDERALLY FUNDED SHOWS
“The 100 Trillion Dollar Pyramid ” – The History of Social Security.
“Bureaucrats Gone Wild” – Daring D.C. Paper Pushers Misfile A Form 2315/17t In The 2315-17t File.
“Who’s Lie Is It Anyway?” – Celebrity Contestants Guess Which White House Speechwriter Loaded The TOTUS.
“D.O.A.:Detroit” – A Crime Drama – Spinoffs “D.O.A.:California”, “D.O.A.:New York”, “D.O.A.:Illinois”, and “D.O.A.: U.S. Treasury” in development