Gmail put my The Morning Jolt in spam yesterday morning. Jim Geraghty didn’t put up a bunch of porn links again, did he?
“It’s people! Corporations are made out of people!”
The market goes up up, and then it goes down down. If only we could make it go left, right, left, right, B, A, start.
In the future, everyone will be mauled by a bear for fifteen minutes.
I don’t get bears. If their diet is mainly berries and roots, why are they giant killing machines?
I don’t want to sound racist against bears, but I think they’re genetically inferior.
The left seem pretty certain they hate Rick Perry – they’re just looking for a good solid reason to emerge to cling to.
I remember that chaotic week back in 2008 when the left realized they really really hated Sarah Palin but didn’t yet know why.
I think their Palin hatred was unfocused until the disastrous Couric interview and then it began to congeal.
A way for one of the candidates to really distinguish himself in the GOP would be for him to say Obama is doing a great job. 10% chance Newt will do that.
“I can’t speak in non-talking points, but I can put them in a different order for you.”
It’s not his name — it’s his occupation! He HUNTS MAN!
Bachmann just need to stare down Pawlenty with her Newsweek crazy eyes.
If I were Gingrich’s campaign manager, I’d tell him to pay me lots of money.
I’m not sure Huntsman could get any attention at this point if he started firing an automatic weapon.
Good job, Ron Paul, steering from an issue most of GOP agrees with you to one they don’t.
I’ve watched enough TV to know that when a man and woman fight like this, by the end they’ll be madly in love.
Hate to say it, but Romney is the only one coming off presidential in the debate. Of course, he probably came off as presidential in high school.
Ron Paul supporters still seem out to prove they are the master of online polls.
I’m glad were spending so much time debating Ron Paul’s super relevant positions to the left of Obama.
FOX NEWS IS OUT FOR REPUBLICAN BLOOD!!!
I missed the answer; does Ron Paul like the Fed?
Reminder to Liberals: By supporting big government, that means your trying to give the people you saw at the Republican debate more control over your lives.
If their diet is mainly berries and roots, why are they giant killing machines?
I think that I’d probably want to kill something if my diet consisted mainly of berries and roots. Let’s face it. Italian sausage tastes better than carrots or turnips. Italian sausage even tastes better than berries. I like berries, but I’d kill for Italian sausage.
Damn, Frank, you really ought to consult for the candidate of your choice! Wit wins races.
Pawlenty is a giant, McCain-grade A$$.
Bears are the Rambo of the Animal Kingdom. One minute a bear is a peaceful drifter asking for directions to a restaurant. Then he defies the jerk police chief. Finally he’s shooting everything with an M-60 and mauling liberals.
I think I may hate Rick Perry. The difference is that I can think of actual reasons.
Did everyone hate his guts in high school? Probably. With the possible exception of some gullible girls.
Ha! You should talk, human.
It’s not possible to be “racist” against another “species.” Instead, you might be a specist.
Most of that debate was like a bad SNL skit. Especially the bits with Ron Paul!!1! going bonkers every time the camera went to him.
Things are so bad here in America that cats are trashtalking us humans.
Yeah…you just know the country is going to the dogs when the cats are trashtalking us.
If dogs were in charge, stuff would get done!
At least the polar bears have the sense not to fall for global warming, despite early reports to the contrary.
Cain can sing, which gives him another advantage. If he can play an instrument, he could do the old Steve Martin “If Nixon Played the Banjo” bit and show himself as the candidate of real hope. You just can’t be dour when you’re playing the banjo.
Tina Brown was the toast of New York a decade or so ago. Now she’s just toast.
Regardless as to how silly last nightwas, i would gladly take anyone of them over Obama. He is just that bad.
I don’t want to ever hear about Fox News leaning right. ever again.
Bears also eat salmon.I eat salmon. Bears are mean. I can be mean. We need to know which of the debaters last night eat salmon.
I actually liked the debate last night and thought it wasn’t too bad. However, Ron Paul is making me reconsider my “vote for anyone over Obama” plan, and I didn’t think that was possible. He sounded like a complete nut job.
Olson Johnson: [after Ron Paul’s speech] Now who can argue with that? I think we’re all indebt to Ron Paul for stating what needed to be said. I am particulary glad that these lovely children are here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic political gibberish, it expressed the courage little seen in this day and age.
I know this is supposed to be funny but hey, the guy that sells hotdogs from a cart on the beach could be a corporation. it is a tax status.
romney is not our friend. romneycare, says AGW migt be real….
does he wear those magic underpants?
They could do a special episode of “Top Gun” featuring all the GOP candidates shooting guns and stuff.
Anyone who wants to ask them questions has to volunteer to be ‘target holder’ for the event.
Why doesn’t Romney sweat more? You know he’s got on the magic underpants? Do they have like a version with cool water running through them now and where is the tank stored? Oh yea…where his nads should be! I get it now…
Talking about Romney’s magic underpants is hitting below the belt. Besides Obama’s religion is weirder.
I mean the old Chicago church that taught Jesus is a Marxist and had pitch in dinners with Farrakan’s Black Muslim group.
Not the atheist backslider muslim thing he is doing these days.