Straight face of the day: even she can’t keep one while talking about listening to Tupac and celebrating Kwanzaa “with her extended family” in Canada where she grew up — that little girl was her! 2 Reply to this comment
“Wow, 28 Lamb Fries…. new record…. What are they again anyway?” “Sheep Testicles.” 3 Reply to this comment
The guy without the glasses is saying to the guy with the glasses: Don’t worry, you get to grab her by the pussy next. Reply to this comment
That’s not my arm
I want Fwee-dom
Straight face of the day: even she can’t keep one while talking about listening to Tupac and celebrating Kwanzaa “with her extended family” in Canada where she grew up — that little girl was her!
Man, am I glad this is a family-friendly site!
If I open my mouth without lying, I’m going to explode!
Harris finds some things hard to swallow.
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Willie Brown could not be reached for comment.
I am a graduate of the Joe Biden School of Speech-writing…
We’ve secretly switched your coffee with Folgers Crystals.
“Senate President” is a nice stepping stone.
Ladies, gentlemen and all other genders, I present your future President.
duck, duck, GOOSE!
She really is just a younger Hillary with a tan.
When she sees an open zipper (Jaws “bum bum bum bum” plays)
Ohhh, that brisket is startin’ to repeat on me😖
“LEEROY JENKINS!”
Ha ha Satan, I didn’t realize the soulectomy would tickle this much . . .
“I hear Pelosi likes to leave her gavel on one of these seats as a prank.”
“…and I call it ‘The Aristocrats‘”
“LOOK OUT! SHE’S GONNA BLOW!”
“Wow, 28 Lamb Fries…. new record…. What are they again anyway?”
“Sheep Testicles.”
Mrs Wormer: You can take your thumb out of my a$$ anytime, Carmine.
The Face of The Claptocracy
She looks absowutely Lily von Schtupified
“Hey Kam. Pretty good espresso, eh?”
The guy without the glasses is saying to the guy with the glasses: Don’t worry, you get to grab her by the pussy next.