Straight Line of the Day: Bill Gates now owns the most farmland in the United States. Result: …
Hay big spender! Farmer Bill is now the biggest owner of agricultural land in the US – billionaire Gates buys up 242,000 acres across 18 states
UK Daily Mail | Jan. 16, 2021Bill Gates, the billionaire founder of Microsoft, has been revealed as the biggest private owner of farmland in the US, after buying up 242,000 acres in 18 states.
Bill Gates Now Owns the Most Farmland in the United States. Result:
Silos and Barns now have more windows.
Harvey Award!
Bill Gates Now Owns the Most Farmland in the United States. Result:
there’s a gate into every pasture.
Bill Gates Now Owns the Most Farmland in the United States. Result:
You have to start your tractor before you can leave the farmstead.
Bill Gates Now Owns the Most Farmland in the United States. Result:
Vegetables etc. now will contain even more bugs just like his computer software.
… he’s made a poorly-thought-out play to monetize the simulation segment of on-line gaming…
…he’s goin’ to Montana soon. Crops include dental floss and rutabaga.
https://youtu.be/wZV5Rk3pnH4
… he’s reached his childhood goal of making “Old McDonald HAD a farm…” a true statement…
Bill Gates now owns the most farmland in the United States. Result: …
government subsidies to farmers are going to see a dramatic increase. wink, wink.
Bill Gates now owns the most farmland in the United States. Result: …
install his tracking microchip or there will be no food for you!
…he’ll be introducing GMO produce upgrades periodically, for a price…
… you can look forward to Microsoft Farmer Bob coming to a field near you….
Bill Gates now owns the most farmland in the United States. Result: …
Jolly Green Giant deemed nonessential and furloughed.
. . . he will be growing Chinese food, requiring a consumption reboot every two hours
Bill Gates now owns the most farmland in the United States. Result: …
his plan for world domination advances another step.
…anti-virus farm equipment stocks shoot through the roof…
Bill Gates Now Owns the Most Farmland in the United States. Result:
hacking is the preferred method of harvesting crops.
Everyone continues to have to put up with his smelly diary air.
…it’s going to be an udder mess.
When you buy his corn your potatoes will become obsolete.
Proof that Microsoft BS makes great fertilizer.
Gets to show off his big zucchini to the farmer in the Dell.
…you have to accept the terms and conditions agreement before you have dinner.
…you don’t actually own the food, you just buy the license to use it.
Blue fields of death.
…life in the slaw lane
https://youtu.be/a_Umy19k5hI
Bill Gates now owns the most farmland in the United States. Result: …
…twenty-three percent of soy crops accidently deleted because user closed tab before saving update.
Bill Gates now owns the most farmland in the United States. Result: …
…..A Bill in a China Shop