Straight Line of the Day: Psaki Pick-Up Line: … Posted by Oppo on 1 July 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Psaki pick-up line: … Could be by her, or for her. 1
You are Pso Psuper Pstupid that it is hard to imagine anyone Psleeping with a Pserial liar Psuch as yourself. You turn my Pstomach and make my Pskin crawl. Yes, I’m Psure. If idiocy were measured in Pseconds, you would be a high Pspeed fan. 2 Reply to this comment
Psaki: Before you say no, just remember that after a certain age it isn’t “who” you had sex with…it’s “how many!” 1 Reply to this comment
You know, after dealing with softballs all day, sometimes I just want to take an evening and handle something hard. 2 Reply to this comment
Here’s one she learned from the veep: For that much, I can only give you a handy. 1 Reply to this comment
“Want to see how I mess with the President’s Teleprompter to make his sound especially goofy?” 2 Reply to this comment
Psaki pick-up line: …
I got a puppy in the van.
Smell my hair.
I can circle back on that all night long.
I’m as flexible as this administration’s principles.
Politics makes for strange bedfellows – and I can prove it.
“What kind of access do you want, big boy?”
Hello there, Plain-Looking! Circle back here often?
“Wanna see what we can do on a hard lid?”
Wanna play “hide the talking points?”
Circle, circle, dot, dot…Have YOU got your cootie shot?
you misspelled covid
Cootie…covid…same difference, different generation.
You are Pso Psuper Pstupid that it is hard to imagine anyone Psleeping with a Pserial liar Psuch as yourself. You turn my Pstomach and make my Pskin crawl. Yes, I’m Psure. If idiocy were measured in Pseconds, you would be a high Pspeed fan.
Are you in the Guinness book for paper bag usage?
Psaki pick-up line: …
Lets get together and have a “news conference.”
Stop the presses!
I’ll downoad a shocker
Psaki: Before you say no, just remember that after a certain age it isn’t “who” you had sex with…it’s “how many!”
Is that a microphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You know, after dealing with softballs all day, sometimes I just want to take an evening and handle something hard.
“It’s pepper spray, Jen. You’ve been warned.”
Did you mean for that to go with the comment just one above?
Oops – your are right
Here’s one she learned from the veep:
For that much, I can only give you a handy.
Psaki: “Ginger or — never mind, we threw Mary Ann in solitary.”
Did you say you’d give me a really good lie?
“You want Number One Psaki-Psaki?”
“You ever hear of a demon in the Psaki?”
“Want to see how I mess with the President’s Teleprompter to make his sound especially goofy?”
“How about we go someplace and “press the flesh”?”
Oooh baby, your pants are so on fire!