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NASA’s Parker Solar Probe Just Became The Fastest Human-Made Object Of All Time
iflscience.comNASA’s Parker Solar Probe is providing important new insights into the inner working of the Sun and to achieve that it’s breaking records left, right, and center. Last week it became the closest human-made object ever to the Sun and the fastest human-made object ever, breaking its own previous records.
It was clocked zipping through the Sun’s outer atmosphere at 532,000 kilometers (330,000 miles) per hour.
To give you a sense of this achievement, let’s put it in another context: Something made by humans just swung past the Sun at about 0.05 percent of the speed of light.
The solar probe already held the record for the fastest human-made object at 393,044 km/h (244,255 mph), and the closest to the Sun at 18.6 million kilometers (11.6 million miles), recorded back in February 2020. Now, it’s smashed those, coming in at 10.4 million kilometers (6.5 million miles) from our star.
And it’s set to go even further and faster.
The probe will take another 4 years to reach its closest approach, using flybys of Venus as a slingshot to get closer to the Sun.
The spacecraft will eventually enter an extremely close orbit around the Sun, getting as close as just 8.5 times the Sun’s radius from the solar surface.
The next Venus flyby is on October 16, this year, and the next closest record-breaking encounter with the Sun will be on November 21.
At its final closest approach in 2025, it will reach a speed of 690,000 kilometers (430,000 miles) per hour, or 0.064 percent the speed of light.
We all know that the fastest human-made object of all time (beside the distancing of science from the term “man-made”) is…
… not that impressive when you realize that it’s just a simulation.
… Senator Schumer, whenever cameras are present…
… Cancel Culture – it can destroy lives, at great distances, instantaneously…
The MSM jumping to conclusions.
Actually, in all seriousness, it may be a nuclear propelled manhole cover: https://www.businessinsider.com/fastest-object-robert-brownlee-2016-2
The Fastest Human-Made Object of All Time Is…
Humans, the instant the doors are opened on black Friday.
The Fastest Human-Made Object of All Time Is…
A plunger going into an overflowing toilet.
. . . a credit card charge posting to my account. (Credits still take 3 days, however.)
…a Democrat sponsored spending bill.
Biden’s nose headed for un-sniffed prepubescent hair.
The time period between the Stoplight turning green and the car behind you hitting the horn.
… dollars, flowing from the Federal Reserve, I mean, economists are always talking about the velocity of money…
… or one dollar, judiciously distributed to a certain Mr. B…
My debit card coming out of my wallet when the gun shop has ammo
. . . a lie flying out of Jen Psaki or anyone named Biden
The Fastest Human-Made Object of All Time Is…
…A cherry bomb fuse
The Fastest Human-Made Object of All Time Is…
..my mom’s hand the one time I sassed off.
LOL…. or the chalkboard eraser the time I fell asleep in Math class.
(That’s a dated reference)