Hunter Biden has never had, nor currently posses, any device describable as a “Laptop”. Any reports to the contrary are fabricated conspiracy theories of terrorists or terrorist organizations.
Contrary to any semblance of common sense, the citizens of Rock ridge fired Sheriff Bart due to the defund the police movement…Taggert and his gang immediately took over the town.
…The S. S. Minnow was not “accidentally” caught in a storm. Gilligan was seriously behind on his Child support and the Captain owed the IRS and several barkeepers more money than he was worth.
…Joe Biden is not an idiot.
(when compared to Kamala Harris)
…is what the majority of people believe.
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, …
It really is Basil not Basil.
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, …
the Sun does not shine out of your A$$.
How can you tell, there’s so much smoke up there?
…you actually can build a large wooden badger entirely out of popsicle sticks.
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, …
wooden badgers are not more of an effective vehicle for castle entry than wooden rabbits.
…as long as you remember to get in the wooden rabbit first.
…most people wouldn’t do it for Randolph Scott
“How about ‘with’?” ~~ Cary Grant
That’s just crazy talk
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, …
the Emu is your friend.
seriously.
We really, sincerely mean it.
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, …
it is blow and hookers.
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, …
Raquel Welch did not lose her Babesleaga group.
Employees, staff, friends and family should be banned from competing. Unless they’re hot. Carry on.
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, …
Joe Biden does not have advancing dementia. He was always this stupid.
He was always this stupid… and his mother dressed him funny.
… you can really count 1,4,3 before you lobbest the Holy Hand Grenade at your foe, and they still be snuffeth out.
How about 25, or 6 2 4?
A few other sequences may also work
8 6 7 5 3 0 9
and
6 3 4 5 7 8 9
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, …
it was six shots fired not five.
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, …
your beliefs are not particularly popular.
… your opinion isn’t all that popular…
Oh, dammit Walrus – you beat me again!
That’s a very popular belief.
Like a rented goalie.
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, …
when confronting a Giant Nepalese Yak always present your left profile to him, not your right.
Trust us on this.
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, …
you know when your regular coffee has been replaced with Folger’s crystals.
… the dark side of the moon isn’t all that dark…
… socialism really doesn’t work…
I don’t believe that.
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, …
Jeffrey Epstein did kill himself, if by “Killing himself” you mean being offed by some paid assassins of Hillary Clinton.
Alcohol does not increase the size of the Send button by 50%. More like 150%.
The Covid stupidity curve has not flattened yet.
Hunter Biden did not receive a new laptop for Christmas last year. Won’t this year either.
Hunter Biden has never had, nor currently posses, any device describable as a “Laptop”. Any reports to the contrary are fabricated conspiracy theories of terrorists or terrorist organizations.
Seriously.
…Dems actually give a damn about minorities.
Contrary to any semblance of common sense, the citizens of Rock ridge fired Sheriff Bart due to the defund the police movement…Taggert and his gang immediately took over the town.
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, telling a woman to “calm down” will not calm her down.
I’m shocked! But it’s still okay to tell her to “stop crying” right?
How about telling her to “Man up”?
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, …
…. “False Facts” are much more fun than “Conventional Wisdom” or
“Intentional Political Misinformation”
Shocking News! Contrary to Popular Belief, …
…The S. S. Minnow was not “accidentally” caught in a storm. Gilligan was seriously behind on his Child support and the Captain owed the IRS and several barkeepers more money than he was worth.