Hello, this is commissioner Gordon. Bruce? Is that you? I thought I called Batman. My mistake. 2 Reply to this comment
If a phone rings in the forest and there’s nobody around to answer it, do you leave a message? 2 Reply to this comment
Out here, nobody can hear you scream…but the person on the other end will hear you crystal clear! Reply to this comment
With Climate Change as the #1 threat to our country, the administration took immediate action and installed a “red phone” so nature can ring Biden directly. 2 Reply to this comment
Mother Nature, line 2.
Hello, this is commissioner Gordon. Bruce? Is that you? I thought I called Batman. My mistake.
Does a bear place calls in the woods?
If a phone rings in the forest and there’s nobody around to answer it, do you leave a message?
The inspiration for Jack London’s most famous novel.
IT’S A TRAP!
“Hello. Information? Where the hell am I?”
$0.75 for the next three minutes…
Please Mrs. Avery I just got to talk to her…
“We’re trying to reach you about your backpack’s warranty….”
“Hello, Uber???”
Season 1, Episode 1: Henry David Theroux, Time Lord.
Out here, nobody can hear you scream…but the person on the other end will hear you crystal clear!
With Climate Change as the #1 threat to our country, the administration took immediate action and installed a “red phone” so nature can ring Biden directly.
The calls are coming from outside the house!
This is how Yogi gets his Grubhub picnic baskets ordered.