Straight Line of the Day: What theory is Sitar of Vulcan working on?
“Genius doesn’t work on an assembly line basis. Did Einstein, Kazanga or Sitar of Vulcan produce new and revolutionary theories on a regular schedule? You can’t simply say, ‘Today I will be brilliant.'”
— James T. Kirk, The Ultimate Computer
It’s a particularly annoying String Theory…
6-String Theory, in the Key of G-Major
The Big Dang Theory….
DANG! Wish I’d thought of that.
“What theory is Sitar of Vulcan working on?”
Earth girls are easy – especially Spock’s mom.
…use of walruses as rodent deterrent.
The correlation of Away Team deaths and the tunic color they are wearing….
Security wears red shirts do the bad guys can’t see them bleeding.
And believe me, they will be bleeding.
Phasers leave no blood, so there goes that theory.
Stupid network censors.
“What theory is Sitar of Vulcan working on?”
Pon farr can be reworked to accommodate the gender fluid and otherkin.
“What theory is Sitar of Vulcan working on?”
Achieving superluminal speeds without the associated time variance.
What theory is Sitar of Vulcan working on?
The incidences of diminished logic in the aftermath of the novel Covid-19 vaccine in sentient beings.
What theory is Sitar of Vulcan working on?
If the sheriff is…or is not near.
What theory is Sitar of Vulcan working on?
The ravishankar theorem of course.
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“Genius with the shortest name buys the drinks while Einstein and I hang. Sorry, Kazanga!”
Sitar’s Razor. Oh, my God, he’s killed Occam!
That would appear to be the simplest explanation, wouldn’t it?
“Shows what you know, Kirk. Today I will be brilliant.”
— Sitar of Vulcan, on a particular day
“Two wrongs often do make a right. Have you Earthlings no life experience?”
Maybe…Maybe no. But you can rest assured that three lefts will always make a right.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident: Joe Biden is the dumbest man in the world, and those who deny it come in second.”
Oh, he’s not working today – it is the anniversary of the death of Gowron the Manipulator, great heroic politician…
What theory is Sitar of Vulcan working on?
The compression tolerance of a watermelon.
What theory is Sitar of Vulcan working on?
Should I stay or should I go now?
“Split”…if you stay, there will be trouble, and if you leave, it will be double… Anarchy, Anarchy, Anarchy…