And “Zero-Alcohol Beer” — BwaHaHa!
Marketing Super-Geniuses!
“Beer is the beverage of moderation” — BwaHaHa! Check that demographic. Also, check with your shareholders: “We’re hoping to convince our customers to buy two, not twelve, units of our product.”
Bud Light brewer AB InBev to sponsor Olympics after Dylan Mulvaney fiasco
New York Post | Jan. 12, 2024 | Shannon ThalerEmbattled beer king Anheuser-Busch — which has seen sales nosedive over Bud Light’s Dylan Mulvaney fiasco — has a new dance partner and this one should be far less controversial.
The Belgium-based brewer on Friday announced a long-term deal with the International Olympic Committee for the next three Olympics and Paralympic Olympic Games.
However, the maker of Budweiser, Bud Light, Stella Artois and a slew of other suds will promote its zero-alcohol beer, Corona Cero, as the global beer sponsor of the games, the company said in a press release. The move “highlights a shared commitment [with the IOC] to responsible beer consumption,” said AB InBev CEO Michel Doukeris, adding that “beer is the beverage of moderation.”
Watching the Olympics without being tight is not tight!
I am looking forward to the new super-wokie-woke mascot!
“Sir, can you woke a Straight Line for me?”
Homer asks Apu where the illegal fireworks are.
“Behind the non-alcoholic beer” … Whaddya do if someone wants non-alcoholic beer?
Apu: “You know, it has never come up …”
With Olympics viewing being near ZERO, Cero should be a hit. PS. Church Beer is NOT BEER. So consuming Church Beer is not “responsible consumption!” it’s nothing more than bladder fill!
I’ll concede that beer is the drink of moderation. After downing lots of Tequila, I switch to beer to moderate and maintain my level of drunkenness. It’s easier to keep it in the pleasantly tipsy stage that way.
Liquor to beer, everything clear.
Bud Light Trans olympics- Don’t get excited when they start talking about Bud Light Smoothies. Corono Cero aint the only thing missing the important bits.
So….beer is the beverage of moderation!? Here all this time I thought it was the breakfast of champions.