I’ve lived through the ‘terrible twos,’
And then through some terrible booze.
I’ve paid all the pipers
From diapers to stripers,
and the problem is not with the Joooos!
From small time to prime time,
I’ve been in some games,
where the monkeys on scene are really insane,
it just makes you wonder what they’ll next plunder,
as you struggle and fight them in vain.
And then you wake up and wise up and begin to see,
that the monkeys are not monkeys but humanity!
They’re dirty, they’re immoral,. they plunder, then quarrel,
They fling their poo with such great profundity!
But the piper’s been paid, so you finally defeat them and keep your serenity!
I’ve lived through the ‘terrible twos,’
And then through some terrible booze.
I’ve paid all the pipers
From diapers to diapers,
So on Rehoboth Beach I will snooze
That I lost was just terrible news
So I drank through some terrible booze.
My lies stirred the gripers,
I saw Willie in diapers,
Newsom’s spot? I just cannot refuse…
Human remains pulled from the Thames,
span over six thousand years.
With exceptional technology,
you experience the chronology,
of your mighty ancestor’s spears.
I’ve lived through the ‘terrible twos,’
And then through some terrible booze.
I’ve paid all the pipers
From diapers to diapers, …
And found that life is but a ruse.
I’ve lived through the ‘terrible twos,’
And then through some terrible booze.
I’ve paid all the pipers
From diapers to stripers,
and the problem is not with the Joooos!
From small time to prime time,
I’ve been in some games,
where the monkeys on scene are really insane,
it just makes you wonder what they’ll next plunder,
as you struggle and fight them in vain.
And then you wake up and wise up and begin to see,
that the monkeys are not monkeys but humanity!
They’re dirty, they’re immoral,. they plunder, then quarrel,
They fling their poo with such great profundity!
But the piper’s been paid, so you finally defeat them and keep your serenity!
I’ve lived through the ‘terrible twos,’
And then through some terrible booze.
I’ve paid all the pipers
From diapers to diapers,
So on Rehoboth Beach I will snooze
That I lost was just terrible news
So I drank through some terrible booze.
My lies stirred the gripers,
I saw Willie in diapers,
Newsom’s spot? I just cannot refuse…
But do it again I’d choose
Human remains pulled from the Thames,
span over six thousand years.
With exceptional technology,
you experience the chronology,
of your mighty ancestor’s spears.
https://phys.org/news/2025-02-radiocarbon-dates-year-span-human.html
…and unidentifiable, viscous ooze.