Straight Line of the Day: New Methods of Assisted Suicide: … Posted by Oppo on 22 October 2025, 12:00 pm i.e., going to a Muslim country and doing everything they prohibit. 2
…or the preferred econo-method: (flying is just too unsafe nowadays) Walk into any Left Wing protest wearing an IMAO cap…..or a MAGA cap. 2 Reply to this comment
They would just feed you some fish scraps there and then send you to VietNam Town. 1 Reply to this comment
Makes me wonder what happens when a red headed dude marries a red headed dude or when a red headed woman marries a red headed woman. 🤔 1 Reply to this comment
There are likely websites dedicated to those topics, but I think I’ll avoid adding them to my search history. 1 Reply to this comment
European cruise with my wife. Every g-damn port you’re on shore roasting in the supernaturally hot sun of Rome or Greece or Spain. True fact: a man from Africa posted something online complaining about the heat in Italy. 1 Reply to this comment
…or the preferred econo-method: (flying is just too unsafe nowadays)
Walk into any Left Wing protest wearing an IMAO cap…..or a MAGA cap.
Mock the Emu…
…: I hang out in Chinatown.
They would just feed you some fish scraps there and then send you to VietNam Town.
Marry a redhead.
Makes me wonder what happens when a red headed dude marries a red headed dude or when a red headed woman marries a red headed woman. 🤔
There are likely websites dedicated to those topics, but I think I’ll avoid adding them to my search history.
I will research it during the next boring football game but not until.
Tell a woman to calm down.
Elect AOC
Get a job as Katie Porter’s assistsnt.
Stand between Bernie Sanders and a microphone.
Stand between tankdemon and… well, just about anything he aims to get to…
Stand between Hunter Biden and his Dealer with the last 8ball.
Pick up a gig as Spinal Tap’s drummer.
Refuse to hand out Halloween candy in Portland OR.
Move to Canada.
Or Odessa, Tx
Fentanyl, according to St. George of Floydistan
European cruise with my wife. Every g-damn port you’re on shore roasting in the supernaturally hot sun of Rome or Greece or Spain.
True fact: a man from Africa posted something online complaining about the heat in Italy.
Falling, repeatedly, out of a first floor window in Russia.