It
'is still dragging on a wretched and lingering career. Abhorred and despised by even the few who are cognisant of its miserable and disgraceful existence, stifled by the very filth it so profusely scatters, rendered deaf and blind by the exhalations of its own slime, the obscene journal, happily unconscious of its degraded state, is rapidly sinking beneath that treacherous mud which, while it seems to give it a firm standing with the low and debased classes of society, is nevertheless rising above its detested head, and will speedily engulf it for ever.' --- Pickwick Papers

As Edgar Allen Poe’s character in ‘The Black Cat’ would say: “I will cut its eyes out!”
Here, Here! I could say it better, but why steal his thunder?
Are “newspapers” still a thing? Asking for some guidance here…
Now THAT was a long sentence.
It’s virtually apostolic…
Sounds about right.
Newspaper:
If you or a loved one has been personally victimized buy the Raiders vs. Broncos game last night, you could be entitled to financial compensation.