Wisdom of the Day: Grandmothers Hate Chicken

From Chris Downing:

BREAKING NEWS: In a further effort to protect people from sweets and sweetness, New York City has imposed a ban on Grandmothers.

From Tom Siedell:

We become what we most hate. So I’ll apologize now for eventually playing for the Yankees.

From Cuffé:

“I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN ALL MY LIFE.” – crazy person yelling at a chicken sandwich.

2 Comments

  1. When you find yourself in danger,
    When you’re threatened by a stranger,
    When it looks like you will take a lickin’, (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck)
    There is someone waiting who
    Will hurry up and rescue you,
    Just call…for Super Chicken! (cluck, awk!)

    Fred, if you’re afraid, you’ll have to overlook it,
    Besides, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it! (cluck, awk!)

    He will drink his super sauce
    And throw the bad guys for a loss
    And he will bring them in, alive and kickin’ (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck)
    There is one thing you should learn
    When there is no one else to turn to
    Call…for Super Chicken! (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck)
    Call…for Super Chicken! (cluck, awk!)

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