Looking forward to the Edward Snowden downloadable content for “Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?”
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) June 12, 2013
Why buy an expensive massage chair when I can throw a few cats in a bean bag chair for FREE?
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) June 12, 2013
The groove is in the heart. A congenital defect. You have maybe 6 weeks to live.
— Eli Terry (@EliTerry) June 12, 2013
My obituary will read, “He never knew how to work blinds.”
— Sean Gabay (@ixSEANxi) June 12, 2013
Best part of “Man of Steel”?: Adam West shows up at the end to talk to Superman about the “Justice League Initiative”.
— Mark Leggett (@markleggett) June 12, 2013