Obama doesn’t have enough political capital to argue for a war. He doesn’t even have enough to get himself a free coffee refill at Starbucks.

It would really help us programmers if when you count, you start with zero. Thanks. Oh, and please get rid of daylight savings.

Movie pitch: Story of the American revolution, but as a scifi, kung fu action flick.

Daughter was watching me play Candy Crush so I had to tell her that chocolate is bad which is hard to explain to a child.

Ooh! Just realized for a current problem, I’ll need to use a pathfinding algorithm. Never done one of those before.

So does the superhero Green Arrow have left turn powers?

“Small British woman is repeatedly stabbed, shot, and beaten; massacres hundreds.” -my impression of the new Tomb Raider game so far

Like how you can see Lara Croft is wearing 2 tank tops; if you’re doing inhuman feats that would kill most people, better double tank top it

I’ve learned from Tomb Raider and Far Cry 3 that it only takes minutes to go from shock of first killing someone to slaughtering armies.

“It’s not just murder.” lowers helmet’s reflective visor “It’s space murder.” -CSI: Space

Wait; the Syria resolution just says, “I want to blow up brown people.” Come on, dude.

Well, that’s new at least. Since I’ve been a Boise State fan, I’ve never seen them get completely trounced.

“Go ahead; make my day.”
punk goes for gun; Dirty Harry pumps round after round into him while smiling gleefully
“Yay! Best day evar!”

So is anyone waiting for me to weigh in on Syria?

Why don’t we just do a show of force in Syria. We’ll set up a bunch of booths there each about the bombs we could possibly use on them.

I want video cameras on politicians at all time. We know we can’t trust them, so that’s just common sense.

How about you not put a bunch of unskippable stuff at the beginning of the DVD that makes me want to pirate for the sake of convenience.