“That pirate has an assault musket — an Arrr-15!”

So what percentage of murders are done with an AR-15 to make it get this constant focus?

I understand the AR-15 is scary to look at, but keep in mind it kills no where near as many people per year as swimming pools.

Instead of an “assault weapon” or magazine ban that will do nothing, maybe we can have a mental illness bill that will do nothing.

It’s a crime against humanity you can’t just Google and pull up a link to any Far Side comic when you think of it.

Gary Larson’s campaign to keep his comics off the internet have really helped them be completely forgotten about.

No AR-15 was found on the Navy Yard shooter. AR-15s CAN RENDER THEMSELVES INVISIBLE!!!1!1!!1!!

The R.R. in George R.R. Martin stands for “RoadRunner” because he writes so fast.

I hate all this “be yourself” propaganda in children’s programming.

I hate all this “share with others” propaganda in children’s programming. I have something to share with you, Commie — my fist!

Children’s programming should be nothing but the message that whining makes you worse than Hitler.

Thought my wife was a responsible, caring mother, but when she puts shows on for the kids, she always forget to put Netflix into fullscreen.

I like this Duck Dynasty show, but there’s an important plot point I missed: Why do they hate and want to kill ducks so much?