wanna put my tender heart in a blender, learned some big words so ill use em now oblivion, rendezvous, those are words i used
— L Ǝ O И (@leyawn) November 15, 2013
Problem: Jason kills teens who are having illicit sex. Solution: Orgies. Power in numbers.
— Mickey McCauley (@Mickey_McCauley) November 15, 2013
It's so adorable when a whole city bands together and makes someone with a serious illness think they are powerful. Bravo, Toronto!
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) November 15, 2013
I'm very confused by the "no deaths from ObamaCare" claim. I guess lacking medical insurance is no big whoop after all.
— James Taranto (@jamestaranto) November 15, 2013
Nothing on this Earth is more entertaining than smug people in a panic.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 16, 2013
Don't say you love someone and give them an end slice of bread
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) November 16, 2013
Drive through The South shouting 'Fix your barn!' out the car window at everyone you see.
— Uncle Dynamite (@UncleDynamite) November 17, 2013
They should replace the cat in the Hang In There Kitty posters with Rob Ford.
— Tim Stanley (@timothy_stanley) November 17, 2013