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Archive of entries posted on 29th November 2013
Thank You, Captain Understatement
Jay Carney said the HealthCare.Gov website will never be “perfect.”
Jay, we’re not asking for “perfect”, but “more functional than a square bicycle tire” would be nice.
I’m Laughing
Link of the Day: Satire – The FDA Reluctantly Approves Google Implant
(Submitted by jw via Real Clear Markets [High Praise!])
The FDA Reluctantly Approves Google Implant
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Some Folks Just Stink at Cover-Ups
A source in the Census Bureau claims the unemployment figures were manipulated right before the 2012 elections.
How’d they find out? Did Candy Crowley accidentally hand over the wrong transcript?
Obama Warned Us: Health Care
Opponents of health reform warn that this is all some big plot for socialized medicine or government-run health care with long lines and rationed care. That’s not true either.
BARACK OBAMA, weekly address, Jul. 18, 2009
“You’ll get long lines, higher prices, and rationed care.”
Straight Line of the Day: CNN and MSNBC Have Lost Half Their Viewers in One Year. The Other Half…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
CNN and MSNBC have lost half their viewers in one year. The other half…
Where’s Frank?
Some of you noticed that Frank J. hasn’t been around this week. That prompted some to wonder, “Where’s Frank?”
So, just where is Frank?
Well, actually, I don’t know. Turns out he doesn’t report to me. I checked the IMAO org chart. Here’s a copy:
See?
But, it may give us an idea of where Frank J. has been. Here are ideas:
- Fixing the Obamacare Website. Not so that it’ll work, but that it’ll finally accept payments. To Frank J’s PayPal account.
- Standing in line at Best Buy.
- Standing in line at the Apple Store. For a frikkin’ gift card.
- Standing in line at Walmart.
- At home. He just forgot to set his alarm.
- Standing in line at StubHub for tickets to Boise State’s bowl game. And, no, he doesn’t really understand StubHub.
- At home, searching his files, trying to remember why he ever let me have keys to this place.
What about you? Where do you think Frank J. is? What’s he been up to?
We’ll Just Say It’s Part of Lifting Sanctions
A new study shows that 80% of people stop breathing properly when they type.
Hmmm… how soon can we get a boatload of typewrites to Iran?