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Archive of entries posted on 19th November 2013
What About the Fine?
A little-known provision of Obamacare: if you pay one month of premiums, you’re still covered for the next 3 months, even if you don’t pay another dime.
Nice. Any chance we get a deal like that from the IRS, too?
Think of What This Means for Health Care
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Link of the Day: About That Obamacare “Tech Surge”…
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Obama Orders “Tech Surge” Of Programmers From AKO, DTS To Fix HealthCare.gov
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Wisdom of the Day: Woman Bear Court Scream Nun
Pleasing a woman is as easy as folding a fitted sheet. NO! NOT LIKE THAT!
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) November 18, 2013
At Build-a-Bear you only have to pay for the bear's head, torso, legs. You have a right to bear arms.
— sadvil (@crylenol) November 18, 2013
My skillz on the court have been described as "nonexistent" and "your trying to dribble a cantaloupe."
— Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) November 18, 2013
Girl are you Edvard Munch’s The Scream? Because every 18 yo college student is infatuated with you but doesn’t have a clue what you’re about
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) November 18, 2013
Suggestion: Move people from the Elderly Nun Abortion Pill Mandate Team to the #Obamacare Website Team. Just temporarily. #priorities
— Casey Mattox (@AllianceCMattox) November 18, 2013
I Don’t Think This Woman Can Read
DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz said “there’s nothing Obama said about the Affordable Care Act that wasn’t true”.
Well, there’s the first word in the law’s name…
Obama Warned Us – Education
I think the big challenge that we’ve got on education is making sure that from kindergarten or prekindergarten through your 14th or 15th year of school, or 16th year of school, or 20th year of school, that you are actually learning the kinds of skills that make you competitive and productive in a modern, technological economy.
BARACK OBAMA, New York Times, Apr. 28, 2009
“So we need young people to start taking mandatory classes in unquestioning obedience to the government. Preferably taught in Chinese.”
You’ve Been Judged!
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Nancy Pelosi: “What the President Said Was Completely Accurate”. Other Recent Statements by Pelosi…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
NOTE: today, Anonymiss is asking for your favorite Monty Python sketch, so be sure to GO THERE and drop a link in the comments.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
Straight Line of the Day: DC Is Now the Fastest Growing Region of “1 Percenters” in the Country. Also Growing in DC…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
Time to Get Our I Told You Sos Together
Well, we knew that one day Obama’s being an awful president would catch up with him, and from the look of the polls, the huge Obamacare flop has finally done it. So I think it’s time we start to get all our “I told you so”s together to throw in everyone’s faces.
I TOLD YOU SO…
…that there was nothing in Obama’s background to suggest he would be even a marginally competent leader.
…that, if anything, Obama’s background of writing a bunch of memoirs while having no accomplishments suggested he was overly arrogant while lacking any useful skills.
…that his statements like the “bitter clingers” speech showed he was very dismissive of the average man and didn’t sympathize with this country’s problems at all.
…that having arrogant idiots with no business experience pass a law none of them read changing a large section of our economy would be a huge disaster.
…that the incompetent big government — know for its incompetence — would handle health care incompetently.
…that nothing Obama has done will help the economy, but actually hurt the average American and job creators.
…that electing someone so useless and incompetent like Obama is a silly indulgence that will do more to hurt race relations than help.
…that the reason the left kept calling the Tea Party racist, extremist, and violent is because the left had no substantive response to the Tea Party’s arguments.
…that you shouldn’t trust the government and the moron politicians and bureaucrats in it with anything important.
…that when I am proven right on all this, I will be insufferable.
Obamamath
The Smertest Presdent Evah can count better than you. He can count better than math people. He can count better than Math itself.
On a conference call, he told those who managed to actually get in to the call that over 100-million people had signed up for Obamacare.
Now, I know you heard reports the number enrolled was only 106,185 … but that’s using Old Math. With Obamamath, it’s over 100,000,000.
Obamamath also explains how the jobs rate improved suddenly right before the election. There was no fraud involved; it was Obamamath!
It also explains how Obama’s poll numbers are so high. Obamamath!
But — and here’s the good news — you and I can utilize the new science of Obamamath.
- When I have to pay my credit card bill, I can write a check for $10 and pay off a $1000 debt. Obamamath!
- When I sell my car, I can get a lot for it because it gets 5,394 miles per gallon. Obamamath!
- This Website? It gets 7,327,463 hits … per hour! Obamamath!
- And, yes, ladies, I am VERY well-endowed. Using Obamamath.
There are new worlds open to us all with Obamamath.
Things are so much easier when you make up your own facts.
Random Thoughts: Lions, It’s A Wonderful Life, and Koch Brother Plots
I want all the worst parts of Bush and I want them in black.
What? You can’t shoot a lion, now? If society gets much more sissy, we’re not going to survive.
So has someone photoshopped a weeping Simba into this picture yet, or must I lose faith in the internet again?
If a lope and antelope run into each other, they explode in pure energy.
If we could get Amanda Marcotte front and center as the typical pro-abortion advocate, abortion would be illegal by the end of the week.
Creeps me out when Obama says “If you like your life, you can keep it” and whispers “seven days” afterward.
Is it even possible to watch It’s A Wonderful Life anymore without thinking, “Wow, that mean Mr. Potter sure was right about home loans.”?
If George Bailey was never born, we might not have had the housing bubble.
We just knew one of these days Obama’s being an awful president was going to catch up with him.
Is it child abuse to use Arrested Development to teach your toddler what sound a chicken makes?
I’m the best there is at what I do, and I’m just trying to figure out what it is I do.
Has any investigative journalist looked into whether Obama is some Koch brothers’ plot to discredit big government?
Was This Moron Sleep-Legislating?
Democrat Senator Max Baucus – who essentially wrote the Obamacare law – berated Kathleen Sebelius at a hearing: “you’ve got to tell us what’s going on”.
Great. That’s like Dr. Frankenstein saying “what monster?”