Pleasing a woman is as easy as folding a fitted sheet. NO! NOT LIKE THAT!
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) November 18, 2013
At Build-a-Bear you only have to pay for the bear's head, torso, legs. You have a right to bear arms.
— sadvil (@crylenol) November 18, 2013
My skillz on the court have been described as "nonexistent" and "your trying to dribble a cantaloupe."
— Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) November 18, 2013
Girl are you Edvard Munch’s The Scream? Because every 18 yo college student is infatuated with you but doesn’t have a clue what you’re about
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) November 18, 2013
Suggestion: Move people from the Elderly Nun Abortion Pill Mandate Team to the #Obamacare Website Team. Just temporarily. #priorities
— Casey Mattox (@AllianceCMattox) November 18, 2013