Take a Chance on the TSA

A GAO report shows that the Transportation Security Administration’s behavior profiling officers do only slightly better than random chance in singling out high-risk passengers.

Really? Hard to believe a pair of dice would be dumb enough to patdown a old woman in a wheelchair.

Link of the Day: NOT Satire – Repeal the 2nd Amendment

[UPDATE: The growing consensus is that this actually WAS satire. My apologies for the error in the title, and Bacon! to the author for being able to sucker me on this one. Well done, sir.]

(Submitted by Nathan of When in the Course of Human Events [High Praise!])

The 28th Amendment

NOTE: Nathan did not write this and does not agree with it. He just brought it to my attention for your amusement/outrage.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Why Obama Didn’t Go to Gettysburg

[High Praise! to All the Right Snark]

Your Taxes Won’t Go Up. Not One Dime!

Turns out that hidden in Obamacare is a 3.8% tax on some home sales that will fund the program.

Huh… I would’ve thought the tax would be on NOT selling your home.

Even Obama Needs Obamacare

[High Praise! to The Looking Spoon]

(A Got Insurance? parody)