Archive of entries posted on 20th November 2013

Wisdom of the Day: Poll Niagara Waterbed Honey GPS

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Obama Warned Us – Winning

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The United States won the Cold War not simply because it outgunned the Soviet Union but because American values held sway in the court of international opinion, which included those who lived within communist regimes. Even more than was true during the Cold War, the struggle against Islamic-based terrorism will be not simply a military campaign but a battle for public opinion in the Islamic world, among our allies, and in the United States.

BARACK OBAMA, The Audacity of Hope

“And as long as we do what they want, their opinion will be on our side. We win!”

You’ve Been Judged!

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Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…”

Click here to see if you made the cut.

She also picked her favorite Monty Python sketch, and adds “If, however, you think the sketch *you* suggested was better, feel free to argue your point in the comments. Just be sure to use Monty Python language”

Wow… how often does someone ASK you to quote Monty Python?

Don’t pass this opportunity up, it’ll never happen again in your lifetime.

Anyway, if you did make the cut, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

The Fate of the World Rests on Us Ridiculing Democrats

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Like this headline: “Koch Brothers’ Group Uses Health Care Law to Attack Democrats.” Shouldn’t that be “Koch Brothers’ Group, Everyone Else Uses Health Care Law to Attack Democrats.” I know it’s hard to comprehend right now since we’re right in the middle of it still, but this is one of the most epic failures of government ever. Everyone involved with it will rightfully be hounded with this horrific failure for the rest of their lives. On their deathbeds, the very last thing they’ll hear will be, “Wasn’t that one of the guys responsible for Obamacare?” If all these Democrats aren’t severely punished for the worst failure ever, then our whole democratic system means nothing. Our country will collapse. And if America collapses, so does the world. Thus the very fate of humanity rest in us all attacking Democrats for this giant blunder of theirs.

But if the Koch brothers are paying people to attack Democrats, my going rate is $100 an hour.

…Wait, how much do they have? $200 an hour.

SOB

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DogObamacareYou’ve heard and read the stories about people trying to sign up for Obamacare but failing.

Well, that’s certainly not true for Baxter Smith of Fort Collins, Colorado.

“Who’s Baxter Smith,” you ask?

No, really, go ahead and ask.

Well, now, since you asked, I’ll tell you. He’s a dog.

KDVR Fox 31 in Denver reports that Shane Smith tried to sign up, but they covered his dog Baxter instead.

“I thought, ‘Wow, this is so awesome,’” Smith said with a laugh. “They have gone out of their way to insure my 14-year-old Yorkie.”

Smith had called Connect for Health Colorado to sign himself up for insurance because his old plan was cancelled due to Obamacare.

I had heard that getting covered is a real son of a bitch. And, since Baxter is a male dog, he is exactly that: a son of a bitch.

That’s good news for a lot of people. Including me, to hear an ex- talk.