[High Praise! to Technabob]
Currently a Kickstarter project, it’s already fully-funded, but you can still join in before November 26th and get your deck for $15.
Already ordered mine. Figure it’ll help me & my True Love pass the time playing cribbage in the Fire Swamp between R.O.U.S. attacks.
Slingshot Guy is at it again:
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #87,165)
For my money, its ridiculously impractical 6-minute load time does nothing to detract from its awesomeness.
At a morning briefing, Jay Carney said complaints about the Obamacare website are just “Monday morning quarterbacking”.
Jay… the site took a knee on the very first play.
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For three years, Gilligan walked around a tropical island wearing a long-sleeved collared shirt and blue jeans. I will not be silenced.
— Jeremiah St. Cyr (@MiahSaint) October 31, 2013
Question for every Dem incumbent from today through 2014: "Would you vote for ObamaCare knowing what you know now?"
— RB (@RBPundit) October 31, 2013
Um, people being eaten by sharks know they can just get out of the water, right?
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) October 31, 2013
We should get all the pundits who told us Obamacare was a good idea to change their avatars to giraffes.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) October 31, 2013
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
— carold501 (@carold501) October 31, 2013
A new study shows that self-driving cars could save the economy $400 billion.
Fat chance. Obama won’t even let us have a self-governing citizenry.
I know that there are some on Wall Street and in Washington who’ve said that we should only focus on the banking crisis and one problem at a time. Well, we’re spending a lot of time focusing on this banking crisis, and we will continue to do so because until we get liquidity flowing again, we will not fully recover. But the American people don’t have the luxury of just focusing on Wall Street. They don’t have the luxury of choosing to pay either their mortgage or their medical bills. They don’t get to pick between paying for their kids’ college tuition and saving enough money for retirement. They have to do all these things. They have to confront all these problems. And as a consequence, so do we.
BARACK OBAMA, press conference, Mar. 17, 2009
“And I’ll make sure the American people won’t have enough money for ANY of those things, thus saving them the trouble of choosing.”
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The UN has a plan to defend Earth from asteroids…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Google has built a mysterious offshore facility near San Francisco. Its purpose…
It ends up that Healthcare.gov has a Twitter feed so you can follow them as they try to figure out how to get that site working.
It's HTML?! We've been writing HTL pages this whole time. Is that even a thing?
— HealthCareDotGov (@HealthDotGov) October 31, 2013
It seems like everyone is impacted by Obamacare. Frank and Sarah lost the plan they had. My 2nd ex- lost her coverage. My rates have increased.
You hear these horror stories all the time.
But, something has to balance out, right? If one thing goes up, something else comes down. Which means that someone must be benefitting from Obamacare.
CNN found out who. Sex workers.
[CNN]
Seems that Hollywood types are the only thing whoring themselves out for Obamacare.
Even so, the plans would still be more expensive. But, for some reason, they qualify for subsidies, meaning it does cost them less.
Who pays for the subsidy? Taxpayers.
So, next time you see a sex worker, go ahead and ask for your piece of the pie. So to speak.
My goal in life is to one day be that house that gives out full-size candy bars.
More like “Osamacare” because it’s trying to destory the country. #PoliticalHumor
I wish Laffy Taffy were on Twitter.
What idiot named that Liam Neeson movie “The Grey” instead of “Wolf Blitzer”?
One Halloween, Batman forgot to check his calendar and ended up punching everyone in a costume.
When asked who would be on the team fixing the Obamacare site, an HHS spokesman declined to comment.
Let me guess… they’re borrowing an offshore drilling team from BP.
