My goal in life is to one day be that house that gives out full-size candy bars.
More like “Osamacare” because it’s trying to destory the country. #PoliticalHumor
I wish Laffy Taffy were on Twitter.
What idiot named that Liam Neeson movie “The Grey” instead of “Wolf Blitzer”?
One Halloween, Batman forgot to check his calendar and ended up punching everyone in a costume.
That was just Batman’s cover story. He was just looking for a good workout.
Batman was especially vicious to all those midgets impersonating him.
Trick or Treat. Almost no one ‘tricks’. Even though given the option.
I was thinking of having a hidden out-door speaker with a recording of rabid rottweilers, with the volume turned up. Giving them an even finer appreciation for the ‘treat’ response.