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Archive of entries posted on 4th November 2013
Leno on Obamacare
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Selective Awareness
Democrat Senator Dianne Feinstein said President Obama didn’t know the NSA was spying on Germany’s Chancellor.
Isn’t this the same guy who can tell you every detail about how he got bin Laden?
Obama: Change
Link of the Day: Joe Biden Found. Everybody Stop Looking
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Joe Biden Found. Everybody Stop Looking
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Wisdom of the Day: Birds Eminem Matthews Glitters Marx
You’d think killing two birds with one stone would be cool but my date is freaking out.
— Rory Patrick (@RorynotRoy) November 1, 2013
Did Eminem ever figure out which Spice Girl he wanted to impregnate? I only ask because 2 of them are turning 40 next year.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) November 1, 2013
In the immortal words of Dave Matthews, "chimba chorda tooka squiddly boom ba baby chomby chomby craaaaash choodelayehoo!!"
— Brandon Gutermuth (@UNTRESOR) November 2, 2013
All that glitters is not gold. Including glitter. Especially glitter
— sadvil (@crylenol) November 2, 2013
If I’d been a Marx brother, my name would have been Typo.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) November 2, 2013
How Obama Respects Privacy
The Obamacare website promises that information given to the site “won’t be used for immigration enforcement purposes”.
I believe it. Obama won’t use ANY information for that purpose.
What the Fox
Obama Warned Us – Globalization
Globalization makes our economy, our health, and our security all captive to events on the other side of the world. And no other nation on earth has a greater capacity to shape that global system, or to build consensus around a new set of international rules that expand the zones of freedom, personal safety, and economic well-being. Like it or not, if we want to make America more secure, we are going to have to help make the world more secure.
BARACK OBAMA, The Audacity of Hope
“Or we can make America less secure. Either way, as long as it’s the same for everyone.”
Cure Found for Obama Zombies
You’ve Been Judged!
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “
Google Has Built a Mysterious Offshore Facility Near San Francisco. Its Purpose…”
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If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
Straight Line of the Day: If the NSA Spied on Obama’s Phone, They’d Discover…
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If the NSA spied on Obama’s phone, they’d discover…
More Lies
So Obama knew that phone and written applications didn’t work either, yet he claimed people could use those as well. Yeah, I don’t know how you could screw up phone and written applications, but I guess they like couldn’t find anyone who spoke English to man the phones or something and they accidentally laminated all the forms and thus they’re impossible to write on. Whatever it was, Obama will find a way to screw it up and then act like everything is perfectly okay.
You could get angry at Obama for lying, but I’m not sure he’s mentally all there any more. He might be a bit shell-shocked as this how Obamacare debacle has finally show pretty much everyone what we knew all this time: He’s a useless nitwit.
Almost feel sympathy for him. Does Hallmark make a “sorry you’re no longer a messiah” card?
Does the new Dell laptop come in Baby Blue?
A month after the final episode of Breaking Bad
Dell has created a laptop that smells like a meth lab.
I suppose there is a market for that. But, to read the news story, it seems as if it wasn’t intentional. And, maybe it wasn’t. If any of the Breaking Bad series is to be believed, a lot of unintentional things happen when you get into the world of meth.
Bathtubs crashing through the floor. Heads on turtles. Dead in-laws. And, apparently, the stench will not only mess up a Winnebago, but it will also stink up your Dell Latitude 6430U
Now, I’m not accusing a major computer manufacturer of dabbling in meth. Sure, they’ve had some financial worries of late. Now, they have a bunch of laptops they might have to recall.
They should have worked out a licensing deal with AMC and Vince Gilligan and have done a tie-in. But, they didn’t think about it in time.
Just goes to show you that drugs will make you stupid.
Random Thoughts: Pundits, Hacks, and Batman
I wouldn’t have done illegal drugs in high school if I had been cool enough for anyone to offer me any.
If you put a million pundits on a million talk shows, soon one will predict something that will actually happen.
Going by price per pound, the most valuable substance known to man are brand new cardboard boxes.
Wow. The NYTimes really are the hackiest hacks in all of hackdom.
Going by Arkham Origins, the handgun ban in Gotham City has been very effective. Seen plenty of assault rifles, but almost no handguns.