You’d think killing two birds with one stone would be cool but my date is freaking out.
— Rory Patrick (@RorynotRoy) November 1, 2013
Did Eminem ever figure out which Spice Girl he wanted to impregnate? I only ask because 2 of them are turning 40 next year.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) November 1, 2013
In the immortal words of Dave Matthews, "chimba chorda tooka squiddly boom ba baby chomby chomby craaaaash choodelayehoo!!"
— Brandon Gutermuth (@UNTRESOR) November 2, 2013
All that glitters is not gold. Including glitter. Especially glitter
— sadvil (@crylenol) November 2, 2013
If I’d been a Marx brother, my name would have been Typo.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) November 2, 2013