Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
Obama’s nose length
…the number of really really hungry zombies.
…BBPS… Bush labmes per second
…the desire for a new Pres.
@2 – BBPS Bush blames per second.
@5 close enough
#1 You beat me to it!
Density of tax cheats, measured in TCPSM = tax cheats per square mile.
…groundswell for hunger games.
Mushrooms – which thrive where it’s dark, damp and piled high with bullcrap.
… BHO’s resume of failures.
… medicinal “choom” in the Rose Garden.
… BHO’s secret escape tunnel (eventually leads to private airfield outside Annapolis)
… the number of Secret Service agents seeking early retirement.
… the number of shady Tax experts with an “in” to interesting off-shore banks (wink wink nudge nudge)
… the possibility of something Godzilla-like actually emerging from the Swamp.
… National Discontent.
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
a cancer upon the nation.
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
calls for the founding of the Hunger Games.
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
the knowledge that they will never possess Anonymiss cookies, EVAH!
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
the gnawing suspicion that the 5 percenters are going to get much much bigger than 5 percent.
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
the amount of manure without a farm in sight.
… the number of Nigerians in DC looking to rescue some cash on the internets.
… the gap between the Rich and the Rest of Us.
… the market for architectural plans and construction for Medieval-style castles, complete with trebuchets and serf-repellant moats.
… fully armed, nuke-resistant, 99%er resistant underground shelters
… the stacks of Dreams from My Father and The Audacity of Hope being returned to the local Barnes and Noble.
…the uneasy realization that wishing and making it so are much different things.
…expectations of impending doom.
…a hunger for goodness, satisfied only by Anonymiss cookies.
…a premonition of pitchforks and torches.
… the desire to turn the rest of the country into “one centers.”
… belief in political climate change.
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
A sense of foreboding, a deep almost primeval sense that something, something fundamental to the balance of the universe as they knew it was shifting in a tectonic manner, slowly, almost imperceivably, but shifting none the less and the cataclysmic result would spell their ultimate doom.
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
resume updating.
… the feeling of deja vu after watching “Marie Antoinette” in their powdered wigs, while toasting the Ancien Regime.
…I can’t really say here but the number of prescriptions for Viagra have risen so you figure it out.
Also growning in DC? Horror. Discontent. Anger.
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
Morlock demands for more Eloi.
…an overblown sense of entitlement.
…Nancy Peloci’s disconnect from reality.
…doomsday stockpiles.
…the (cookies) number of (cookies) Anonymiss suck ups (cookies) who would stuff (cookies) a cookie (cookies) reference any(cookies)where in order to (cookies) get a mention….cookies.
Also growing in DC…..
..the hue and cry for even more and better benefits on those gummint jobs. Most notably, no more store-bought cookies, but instead……yes, you guessed it….. Special Magical Chocolate Chip Cookies, Homemade and Kissed by Anonymiss Love…… [which of course she would never, ever provide for stinking gummint bureaucrats]
@7 – by a nose
…Obama’s list of straw men
…Obama’s “enemies list”
…IRS’s list of conservatives to audit
…Federal cancer
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
911’s for “Pants on fire” alarms.
…skeptics.
…fear of Tea Parties.
…auditions for the role of Mad Hatter. (I think they have settled on Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumb)
…the number of dictionaries on the book burning pile.
…would not be the telling of truths, with none since 2008, and we have even seen a slight decline in half truths but outright lies have gone off the charts and so are somewhat hard to measure. For sure we know that the number of words used to disseminate the lies is growing but are usually condensed by the MSM to “Obama said…”
…the instances of Obama having to shine the Batchit Crazy Signal when needing defenders of his incompetence and corruption.
…lawsuits from interns injured when they tripped over chunks of Nancy, slipped in Harry’s slime or wandered into the path of a tamale bound Michelle.
Demand for chocolate chips.
…the waste of good paper and ink.
…are the number of glasses of wine raised in a toast to celebrate their successes in taking from the people and keeping for themselves.
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
cries that Obama is actually white.
…the garbage heap of history.
…virtual brain tumors.
…forked tongues.
…Pinocchio noses.
…Democrats’ plans to spend more time with their families.
…the Choom crop planted by the Park Service around all of those unused WWII memorials
…Ugly Trees. And Democrats keep falling out of them, hitting every single branch on the way down.
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
is the suspicion that when God was handing out the brains Democrats were outside protesting.
… Scientists have yet to determine, but they have managed to rule out awareness.
GREEN SLIME with Streaks of masticated walnut emanating from the top floors of the White House. BROWN SLIME from Senate and House of Reps
…chair sizes in the Oval Office in anticipation of Chris Christie’s election in 2016.
@46 Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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