Straight Line of the Day: DC Is Now the Fastest Growing Region of “1 Percenters” in the Country. Also Growing in DC…

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DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…

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  1. … BHO’s resume of failures.
    … medicinal “choom” in the Rose Garden.
    … BHO’s secret escape tunnel (eventually leads to private airfield outside Annapolis)
    … the number of Secret Service agents seeking early retirement.
    … the number of shady Tax experts with an “in” to interesting off-shore banks (wink wink nudge nudge)
    … the possibility of something Godzilla-like actually emerging from the Swamp.
    … National Discontent.

  2. … the number of Nigerians in DC looking to rescue some cash on the internets.
    … the gap between the Rich and the Rest of Us.
    … the market for architectural plans and construction for Medieval-style castles, complete with trebuchets and serf-repellant moats.

  3. …the uneasy realization that wishing and making it so are much different things.

    …expectations of impending doom.

    …a hunger for goodness, satisfied only by Anonymiss cookies.

    …a premonition of pitchforks and torches.

  4. DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…

    A sense of foreboding, a deep almost primeval sense that something, something fundamental to the balance of the universe as they knew it was shifting in a tectonic manner, slowly, almost imperceivably, but shifting none the less and the cataclysmic result would spell their ultimate doom.

  5. …an overblown sense of entitlement.

    …Nancy Peloci’s disconnect from reality.

    …doomsday stockpiles.

    …the (cookies) number of (cookies) Anonymiss suck ups (cookies) who would stuff (cookies) a cookie (cookies) reference any(cookies)where in order to (cookies) get a mention….cookies.

  6. Also growing in DC…..

    ..the hue and cry for even more and better benefits on those gummint jobs. Most notably, no more store-bought cookies, but instead……yes, you guessed it….. Special Magical Chocolate Chip Cookies, Homemade and Kissed by Anonymiss Love…… [which of course she would never, ever provide for stinking gummint bureaucrats]

  7. …the number of dictionaries on the book burning pile.

    …would not be the telling of truths, with none since 2008, and we have even seen a slight decline in half truths but outright lies have gone off the charts and so are somewhat hard to measure. For sure we know that the number of words used to disseminate the lies is growing but are usually condensed by the MSM to “Obama said…”

    …the instances of Obama having to shine the Batchit Crazy Signal when needing defenders of his incompetence and corruption.

    …lawsuits from interns injured when they tripped over chunks of Nancy, slipped in Harry’s slime or wandered into the path of a tamale bound Michelle.

  8. DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…

    is the suspicion that when God was handing out the brains Democrats were outside protesting.

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