Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
CNN and MSNBC have lost half their viewers in one year. The other half…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
CNN and MSNBC have lost half their viewers in one year. The other half…
…lost their brains long ago.
… can’t find the remote.
… are just watching for the humor value.
… are doing the television equivalent of rubbernecking at a traffic accident.
… are clearly less than half as smart as the first half.
@3: And mostly Conservatives.
were promised cookies if they stayed
…are watching from prison and are finding out that there’s worse things than being the caboose in a jailhouse train.
…are trapped in airport waiting areas.
…get together for three-handed bridge every Wednesday.
. . . were returned to their rubber rooms after they brought up Obamacare at the dinner table yesterday.
CNN and MSNBC have lost half their viewers in one year. The other half…
…is the 2nd half of the one viewer
…is clearly not as bright as the first half.
…are out looking for the first half since they are lost
…still plan on voting in 2014 (ugh)
…can be found on youtube fighting in walmart over an item that’s half off
…have suffered from irreversible brain damage and cannot change the channel.
Are imaginary
. . . consist of men who think that Rachel Maddow is hot.
… are cribbing for their Common Core current events test.
…believe CNN and MSNBC are fair and balanced. The viewers that left thought CNN and MSNBC were too conservative.
…also follow Obama on Twitter
CNN and MSNBC have lost half their viewers in one year. The other half…
forgot to shut off the tv when they went out to do their laundry.
Never had Anonymiss cookies.
will be leaving this year.
live in a world where Unicorn farts buy them vegetarian tarts.
are the staff and production people of CNN and MSNBC.
lost a bet.
busily writing up those “RUN RALPH, RUN!” placards.
are just as lost.
wish they were lost.
Thought that they were watching “Lost”.
still think the USSR got a bum deal.
CNN and MSNBC have lost half their viewers in one year. The other half…
are a total as calculated by the same people who do the unemployment statistics.
…will watch the channel full of spin, or else it gets the hose again.
…are waiting for their EBTs to be refilled.
…think they’re watching Weekend Update.
CNN and MSNBC have lost half their viewers in one year. The other half…
…sit huddled in a dark corner, coveting their Obama phones and SNAP cards while eagerly awaiting their subsidized enrollment in Obamacare so they can get their free scripts for big screen Obama TVs on account of their myopia.
Half of zero is zero.
Left yesterday. Said Happy Thanksgiving and goodby.
The other half…
lost their remote and are either too dumb to manually change the channel or they don’t know how to reprogram a new remote.
…are very difficult to get an accurate count on because most have two last names.
Died in front of the TV like Ned Devine.
Are like many Democratic voters in 2012…ie, don’t exist save for voting/rating purposes.
…have a tendency to do things like stick paperclips in outlets or run with scissors.
…majored in womyns studies.
…actually believe that they have original thoughts.
…. are, due to an incorrect html tag, not really viewers but just open tabs in the background on someone’s computer that was left on.
the other half….. died at home with their TVs still tuned to one of the loser stations for a good laugh.
CNN and MSNBC have lost half their viewers in one year. The other half…
could have sworn they turned on ESPN to follow Olbermann.
…unlike the first, had flung poo get in only one eye.
…is named Basil, and boy howdy does he like him some screen shots to make them funny picture posts with words and stuff under ’em.
…is the person hosting that segment, checking a monitor to see if his or her bald spot is showing.
…could no longer afford his membership at Sweaty Upper Lip.com.
…are in dank, dark cells being tortured by terrorists. And the IRS.
…had their Cable Service Cancelled.
…are hoping for a cage death match between Bashir, Maddow, Schultz, Matthews, Grace, Blitzer, Cooper and Morgan, along with the returns of Baldwin and Olbermannn. Winner gets to be the next DNC spokesperson.