Straight Line of the Day: CNN and MSNBC Have Lost Half Their Viewers in One Year. The Other Half…

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CNN and MSNBC have lost half their viewers in one year. The other half…

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  1. CNN and MSNBC have lost half their viewers in one year. The other half…

    …is the 2nd half of the one viewer

    …is clearly not as bright as the first half.

    …are out looking for the first half since they are lost

    …still plan on voting in 2014 (ugh)

    …can be found on youtube fighting in walmart over an item that’s half off

  2. CNN and MSNBC have lost half their viewers in one year. The other half…

    forgot to shut off the tv when they went out to do their laundry.

    Never had Anonymiss cookies.

    will be leaving this year.

    live in a world where Unicorn farts buy them vegetarian tarts.

    are the staff and production people of CNN and MSNBC.

    lost a bet.

    busily writing up those “RUN RALPH, RUN!” placards.

    are just as lost.

    wish they were lost.

    Thought that they were watching “Lost”.

    still think the USSR got a bum deal.

  3. CNN and MSNBC have lost half their viewers in one year. The other half…

    …sit huddled in a dark corner, coveting their Obama phones and SNAP cards while eagerly awaiting their subsidized enrollment in Obamacare so they can get their free scripts for big screen Obama TVs on account of their myopia.

  4. …unlike the first, had flung poo get in only one eye.

    …is named Basil, and boy howdy does he like him some screen shots to make them funny picture posts with words and stuff under ’em.

    …is the person hosting that segment, checking a monitor to see if his or her bald spot is showing.

    …could no longer afford his membership at Sweaty Upper Lip.com.

    …are in dank, dark cells being tortured by terrorists. And the IRS.

  5. …are hoping for a cage death match between Bashir, Maddow, Schultz, Matthews, Grace, Blitzer, Cooper and Morgan, along with the returns of Baldwin and Olbermannn. Winner gets to be the next DNC spokesperson.

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