I want all the worst parts of Bush and I want them in black.
What? You can’t shoot a lion, now? If society gets much more sissy, we’re not going to survive.
So has someone photoshopped a weeping Simba into this picture yet, or must I lose faith in the internet again?
If a lope and antelope run into each other, they explode in pure energy.
If we could get Amanda Marcotte front and center as the typical pro-abortion advocate, abortion would be illegal by the end of the week.
Creeps me out when Obama says “If you like your life, you can keep it” and whispers “seven days” afterward.
Is it even possible to watch It’s A Wonderful Life anymore without thinking, “Wow, that mean Mr. Potter sure was right about home loans.”?
If George Bailey was never born, we might not have had the housing bubble.
We just knew one of these days Obama’s being an awful president was going to catch up with him.
Is it child abuse to use Arrested Development to teach your toddler what sound a chicken makes?
I’m the best there is at what I do, and I’m just trying to figure out what it is I do.
Has any investigative journalist looked into whether Obama is some Koch brothers’ plot to discredit big government?
I have experience teaching children. Call me.
And THAT’S why, you never use Arrested Development to teach your children anything…
“Has any investigative journalist looked into whether Obama is some Koch brothers’ plot to discredit big government?”
It’s a conspiracy! Go for it, Frank. I would be a nice change of pace from your normal attribution of “incompetence.”
Is it child abuse to use Arrested Development to teach your toddler what sound a chicken makes?
Only if you follow it by using the movie of Deliverance to teach your toddler the sound that a pig makes.
is it child abuse to teach your kids that Santa Clause is a Communist construct and it’s the parents who get them presents, not some mythical old fat guy with flying livestock who somehow manufactures and delivers valuable items without any associated cost? it’s no wonder kids grow up believing things can just spontaneously pop into existence for “free”.
Melissa Bachman’s trophy photos make me want to cry, and not in a “Gosh, I’m so darned proud of her” way. However, I do not blame her for this, but instead recognize that I was born without the hunting instinct that is necessary for an omnivorous species to survive. When the apocalypse comes, Ms. Bachman’s family will be well fed and prosperous, while mine, to quote Dave Barry, will be “passing through the digestive tracts of wolves.”
The problem I have with Melissa Bachmann is her prey. She didn’t kill that lion for meat. That I would accept and respect. She killed it because it was a lion and she hadn’t killed one of those yet. Hunting is wonderful if you are going to eat what you kill.
“If a lope and antelope run into each other, they explode in pure energy.” The prefix ante means before as in antebellum so you would need an antilope rather than an antelope…just sayin’.