– never asks you whether this piece of clothing makes its butt look too big (proper response: “No, it does that all on its own.”)
– never tells you that you’re interested in it only for its body (proper response: “Of course; if I wanted brains and personality, I’d be dating another guy.”)
– never asks you whether you’re interested in a serious relationship (proper response: “No, I just want something cheap and superficial.”)
– never nags, asks you which of three nearly identical colors (none of which will look the same on the wall as on the paint chip) you think is best for the dining room, or sues for divorce
It’s worth it.
Both of ’em.
Amendment: Conservative women are like bacon.
Liberal women are like warm Mayonnaise with a yellow crust.
….Yeah but what a way to go!!
Hm. I’m seeing some parallels between bacon and cookies.
And they’re frequently associated with unfertilized eggs.
But bacon:
– never asks you whether this piece of clothing makes its butt look too big (proper response: “No, it does that all on its own.”)
– never tells you that you’re interested in it only for its body (proper response: “Of course; if I wanted brains and personality, I’d be dating another guy.”)
– never asks you whether you’re interested in a serious relationship (proper response: “No, I just want something cheap and superficial.”)
– never nags, asks you which of three nearly identical colors (none of which will look the same on the wall as on the paint chip) you think is best for the dining room, or sues for divorce