Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Just as Obama was giving a speech on cyber security…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Just as Obama was giving a speech on cyber security…
…his teleprompter produced a value, as usual.
…his teleprompter gave him images of the ISIS flag with the text “How Do You Like Me Now?”
…his smartphone went dumb.
…all his selfies mysteriously were photo-bombed by Kim Jung Un.
His teleprompter cued up an Ode to Valarie.
…his teleprompter produced a null value, as usual (my last post got hacked!)
…the Beast left without him.
…his Secret Service jumped the fence to escape his wrath.
…Air Force One converted to ‘drone mode’ controlled by the Iranians.
Just as Obama was giving a speech on cyber security…
… the networks decided they would get better ratings by showing “Heidi.”
… healthcare.gov gave a large cash prize for its 10 millionth hack.
. . . the public address system started blaring “Who is John Galt?”
. . . all the mobile phones of the reporters present started playing the theme from “The Addams Family” television series in unison.
……this site was hacked.
…he shanked his first drive into the teleprompter.
Just as Obama was giving a speech on cyber security…
his credit score was downgraded to poor.
no one was giving a damn as usual.
a bunch of cybers declared Jihad on the US.
…Valerie had to insert another floppy disk into his butt crack to get to the finishing statements.
…the entire US government shut down when all porn sites went off-line.
…Russia, in it’s most devastating attack ever, got Obamacare enrollment to actually work.
Skynet, which became self-aware just five minutes before, upon hearing the speech, decided that humanity was too stupid to live.
the TV stations covering the speech, all two of them, cut away for a special broadcast of the Star Wars Holiday Special. Their ratings went up.
hackers got into the government site and changed it so it only read this: “As of January 20th, no more ‘Bama Bucks’ will be distributed. All welfare offices will be closing for good.” Nationwide riots ensue.
the teleprompter malfunctions, and instead of text, it shows a large trollface. It then blares the Chicken Dance song at full volume nonstop for the next hour.
…Boehner was crying, Pelosi’s face was twitching, Reid fell down and broke his crown, and Michelle threw-up her school lunch. Just a normal day in the USA.
… he was caught having unsafe cybersex with Reggie Love.
…somebody hacked Al Gore causing him to freak out and claim all life on Earth was doomed because of global warming. Oh wait… That’s his normal programming. Never mind.