Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The worst part of the FCC’s new internet rules…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The worst part of the FCC’s new internet rules…
The worst part of the FCC’s new internet rules…
is that there will be rules no matter what.
The worst part of the FCC’s new internet rules…
they will make Sharia law look like a Libertarian’s paradise.
The worst part of the FCC’s new internet rules…
made by Democrats, enforced by bureaucrats to make us all scaredy-cats.
… is that if you look at them on one monitor, they’re gold; but if you look at them on another they’re black.
… is they left out the tax on using caps lock.
… is that Chief Justice Roberts will rewrite them to be internet, mail, and conversation rules.
… is that the poor Eskimos will have to pass it to find out what’s Inuit.
…is that Leonard Nimoy wasn’t able to travel back in time and stop it.
Nimoy dead at 83.
He’s dead, Jim.
…: blue screen of death panels.
…are the repeated references to moustache cups.
The worst part of the FCC’s new internet rules…
No rules or laws apply to the Executive Branch.
…the Pipe Fitters Union controls all the pipes.
. . . is that we’ll all have to ask “Mother, May I?” of Moochelle before we visit any site worth visiting.
The worst part of the FCC’s new internet rules…
for every leaked nude picture of Jennifer Lawrence, there’s also one of Rosie O’Donnell.
… they all depend on what your definition of “ISP” isp.
The worst part of the FCC’s new internet rules…
is that it will take Obama voters 3 years to figure out it’s bad and then blame it on George Bush.
@13: Do you have a LISP?
Heh. And a LANing disability.
1) First off,… you’re going To HAVE To Stop saying all those nasty, untrue things about Barry, Valerie, Michelle and Barry’s close buds
2) Then, when you sign in, you have to add ‘pretty please’ to your E/Mail password. No exceptions.
3) It will also be mandatory to take anything D N C-related out of your spam filter, answer
every bleeding thing they will send you, and you have to ‘be nice’ about it.
Oozing insincere smarm in every line is always encouraged.
4)Remember,….we’re watching you, personally, and we can ‘do stuff’ to you. No kidding……….
…is it’s reliance on “double-secret probation” as an enforcement tool.
…is that there will be “Obama-approved exemptions,” just like Obamacare.
…is this strange fixation on “nut neutrality”. How can one be neutral about the humble peanut, the exotic almond, the ubiquitous hazelnut, or the sweet, sweet pecan? Heaven knows there are strong opinions about the walnut in these precincts…What??? Oh, never mind.
…the only thing open to discussion online is Fight Club.
…the new tax on the word tax.
…rural customers now get their downloads via USPS.
…all IMAO humor is now in high def comedy jam.
…was the appearance of the phrase, “One Commission to rule them all, One Commission to find them, One Commission to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.”