Straight Line of the Day: A New Study Shows that Chimps Really Enjoy… Posted by Harvey on 21 September 2015, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. A new study shows that chimps really enjoy…
A new study shows that chimps really enjoy… a good poo fling, like any other MSNBC show. Reply to this comment
A new study shows that chimps really enjoy… getting included in the next LGBTQWERTY incarnation. Hillary Clinton human imitation. the new marijuana testing trials. Reply to this comment
A new study shows that chimps really enjoy… some hookers and blow. having rights Callahan! some liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti. Reply to this comment
A new study shows that chimps really enjoy… …banging out novels on a typewriter …making $15 an hour …their housing subsidies Reply to this comment
A new study shows that chimps really enjoy… Bernie Sanders’ Gilbert Gottfried impersonation. being part of studies. The original planet of the apes, but not so much the sequels although the reboot with Estella Warren? Boo-ya! bananas. Seriously. THey spent millions on a study to figure that out. CHIPS. Oooh that Ponch! Oooh-la-la! reading Democrat position papers on the effects of Climate change on trans-gendered Orangutans. Reply to this comment
…selfies with Keith Richards. …snuggling with a nicely hairy lesbian. …a peanut butter and nanner sandwich when wearing those jumpsuits. …making MST3K type comments while binge watching Lancelot Link videos. Reply to this comment
. . . watching soccer . . . listening to Barbra Streisand an Bruce Springsteen . . . cheering for the Raiders Reply to this comment
…crushing their enemies. See them driven before them. Hearing the lamentations of their women. Reply to this comment
A new study shows that chimps really enjoy… doing it like they do it on the Discovery Channel. not having to pay any taxes…for now. the smell of napalm in the morning… those “special” pictures of Jane Goodall. *wink*wink* Reply to this comment
A new study shows that chimps really enjoy…
a good poo fling, like any other MSNBC show.
… talking on The View
… voting for democrats
… answering telephone surveys
A new study shows that chimps really enjoy…
getting included in the next LGBTQWERTY incarnation.
Hillary Clinton human imitation.
the new marijuana testing trials.
A new study shows that chimps really enjoy…
some hookers and blow.
having rights Callahan!
some liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
…watching debates.
…sharing their food stamp bananas with Obama.
A new study shows that chimps really enjoy…
…banging out novels on a typewriter
…making $15 an hour
…their housing subsidies
…unprecedented political influence.
A new study shows that chimps really enjoy…
Bernie Sanders’ Gilbert Gottfried impersonation.
being part of studies.
The original planet of the apes, but not so much the sequels although the reboot with Estella Warren? Boo-ya!
bananas. Seriously. THey spent millions on a study to figure that out.
CHIPS. Oooh that Ponch! Oooh-la-la!
reading Democrat position papers on the effects of Climate change on trans-gendered Orangutans.
…selfies with Keith Richards.
…snuggling with a nicely hairy lesbian.
…a peanut butter and nanner sandwich when wearing those jumpsuits.
…making MST3K type comments while binge watching Lancelot Link videos.
. . . watching soccer
. . . listening to Barbra Streisand an Bruce Springsteen
. . . cheering for the Raiders
Banana hammocks… what?
…reading Hillary’s emails
…crushing their enemies. See them driven before them. Hearing the lamentations of their women.
…getting caught in the rain.
BJ and the Bear
A new study shows that chimps really enjoy…
doing it like they do it on the Discovery Channel.
not having to pay any taxes…for now.
the smell of napalm in the morning…
those “special” pictures of Jane Goodall. *wink*wink*
…horror movies. They’ll spend hours just watching Hillary Clinton interviews.