Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
According to a new college “speech guide,” you should avoid saying the following…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
According to a new college “speech guide,” you should avoid saying the following…
…when speaking of the honkey eatin’ place, you shouldn’t say Cracker Barrel.
…”Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z’Bang, zoom-Boing, z’nourrrwringnmmm”…
Ni!
Ni!
…winners and losers.
…all lives matter.
…don’t tread on me.
…”We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”
Bursar’s Office. Its a trigger phrase and makes me want to find a safe space.
…avoid religious discussions. Never point out that Kaine isn’t Abel.
According to a new college “speech guide,” you should avoid saying the following…
anything, just stand there and STFU and be thankful we don’t kill you on the spot.
Rule no. 1 of the “College Speech” guide, there is no “College Speech” guide.
Belgium.
want to come back to my place and Bouncy, bouncy!?!
your hovecraft is full of eels!!
Hello.
. . . anything, just stand there and STFU and be thankful we don’t kill you on the spot – unless you are a white cisgendered male, in which case you must acknowledge your privilege and apologize abjectly for the harm your mere existence causes, including the triggering of those of differing gender alignments, racial backgrounds, cultural experiences, citizen status, and non-Judeo-Christian religious beliefs. You must also offer to say or do anything any one of The Oppressed (TM) asks you to do in reparation (apart from the groveling apology, which is base-line and must be made without being asked).
You should avoid saying “dumb” in reference to stupidity, as it may be offensive to people with speech disabilities.
F=GM1M2/r^^2
and especially
H*PSI=E*PSI
“The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
— Mark Twain
“Your classmates demand free college, so we’re increasing the tuition for rest of you to cover it.”
The last item on the list warns against labeling something as political correct, calling it “an attempt to shut the other person up.”
…..so I guess you can’t say shut up to the person telling YOU to shut up…
….I know you are but what am I?
…am not, am not!!
..are too, are too!!!
…I’m telling on you!!
…would you like fries with that?
…Trump while bidding Bridge (although a NO Trump bid is still allowed).
…”any and all pronouns”…
…”Fight Club”.
…”die”.
…”never”.
…”Betelguese”.
Certainly not more than twice…or is it after midnight?…I’m confused…
Any thing not written by Karl Marx.
“You look pretty today!” Because , ‘Oh, I looked ugly yesterday?’ SEXISM
“I don’t like the black jelly beans.” Because RACISM
“Islam is the religion of pe-BOOM!!!!!” Because BOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Mares eat oats,
and does eat oats,
and little lambs eat ivy.
According to a new college “speech guide,” you should avoid saying the following…
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.