Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Forget Bitcoin. There’s a new currency whose value is based on the price of…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Forget Bitcoin. There’s a new currency whose value is based on the price of…
…ambergris.
This made me laugh!
Since I detect the possibility that this phrase may become a walk-on guest star on this site, let me record the first time I saw it:
Did I miss an earlier reference? Or, is it a quote from a movie or show I never saw?
…tulip bulbs.
Gunga la gunga.
{Gunga galunga — Ed.}
Stop mansplaining!
Carlsplaining. . . . could be a new 2018 ‘thing.”
Diablo Sammiches and Dr. Pepper
Tuna!
a governor of Illinois.
hookers and blow.
Russian Bots
Tee-hee in China.
Clinton operatives keeping their mouths shut.
Seems to be fluctuating wildly.
…600 pound chariot wheels
…good intentions
…moon rocks
…pogs
…buried Atari cartridges
…tacos…
…Trump weave futures…
Forget Bitcoin. There’s a new currency whose value is based on the price of…
whatever crude I got a sh*tload of at the moment.
…the Zimbabwean Dollar…
Forget Bitcoin. There’s a new currency whose value is based on the price of…
Democrat morals and brains since both are extremely rare.
Forget Bitcoin. There’s a new currency whose value is based on the price of…
wood that a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.
… pay for play bribes to the Clinton Foundation after Nov 8, 2016. Hmmm, not a good value.
“Sell! Sell!
What?
Everyone’s selling?
Then Bye-bye!”
Korean dog meat.
Could be a gamble. What’s the Rover/under?
Also see: Roverinflation.
What’s the Spot price?
Also See: Lassie-Faire Economics
Sadly I think Obama has cornered the market.
Beer
(’nuff said)
Hogshead per Fortnight
Call a plumber or a ditch digger, ’cause your drains are stopped up!
Michael Moore’s buttocks
Aaugh! Instant inflation!
Ain’t no Bank big enough to hold that!
.. don’t even think about the deposits …
I worry more about the withdrawals.
Liberals whining…… (Man we is gonna be rich)
Because of mines
I crossed the line
Because of mines
I work the whine
The “The Uranium One Blues”
by Clinton Ca$h
I keep a close watch so my words you have to prime
I keep my hands wide open all the time
I keep my “friends” close with the ties that binds
You be the gold mine, I’ll tow your line
I find it very, very easy to be true
If I find myself alone when your check clears on through
Yes, I’ll admit that I’ll be a fool for you
You be my Gold mine, I’ll plead your line
As sure as night is dark and day is light
I stay bought for you both day and night
And the success you’ll know proves that I’m right
You be my Gold mine, I tote your line
You’ve got a way to keep me on your side
Give me cash that I can illegally hide
For you know I can’t claim to have any pride
You be my Gold mine, I’ll toe your line
Y’know, I clicked the “Bacon” symbol way back at the phrase . . .
“I keep my hands wide open all the time”
. . . and then found I wished I could do it some more after that!
You always challenge me to be a better parodist.
And I mean that in a manly way you know not that other kind of way…
I’ll stop now.
Bad enough they have run out of real money now they want to run out of imaginary money.
Bytecoin (eight times better than Bitcoin)
Bacon.
Shouldn’t that be bacoin
Hen’s teeth.
A greek urn…go ahead…ask!
(For the youngsters out there)
So, what’s a Greek urn?
About 30 drachma a day.
Jimmy would say:
“Ba-doom-BISH!”
Hope he still stops by.
I once ode a lot to a Grecian Urn
Oooh, oooh! Can I get pedantic and claim it should be Grecian?
Yes.
Yes you can.
I’ll back you up.
.
But keep it disKeats.
As An Aside:
Wasn’t there a smart doctor here, who kept us on our toes?
[Darn my memory!]
I think, a surgeon. I wrote (after he protested FrankJ’s fatwa against atheists) that to lose him would be a serious brain drain from IMAO. It was.
Hope he reappears.
Is that what the drunk machanic was doing to the bearings?
Ursine of trouble if you ask me.
…FCOJ.
pickled pigs feet.
a mutual fund composed of Duke Energy, Lance, Krispey Kreme, Cheerwine, Pepsi, CREE, Red Hat, and SAS.
VHS tapes of home movies.
(Hey, in the future they’ll be priceless to historians.)
a betting pool of when war will break out on the Korean Peninsula again, among whom, with side bets for casualties, and use of biological, chemical, or nuclear weapons.
Correction: Should read “when fighting will break out again” since the war has never ended.
Coconut carrying swallows.
European or African?
helium.
Pork rinds.