I found a list called “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data“. So I’m gonna post a few, and see what happens.
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
Been anywhere recently for the first time?
Yes.
Stockmarket-wise.
Thank you, President Trump and your non-anti-capitalist ways.

Since Space and Time are one anywhere I am is the first time.
You just blew my mind. [/Kramer]
Remember, wherever you go…there you are.
I went down to the demonstration to get my fair share of abuse;
I went down to the Chelsea Drugstore to get your prescription filled.
Just your sister. Momma too fat.
“Are you in New York?”
“No.”
“Are you in Dallas?”
“No.”
“Then if you are in New York or Dallas, you must be someplace else, right?”
“Right”
“So if you’re someplace else, you can’t be here”
I recently visited Narnia for the first time and had an awesome time. I met Mr. Tumnus, Aslan, and…..
-Okay, I was bored Saturday night and just sat in my closet. But, with the power of imagination* anything is possible.
*by imagination, I mean a bottle of Jack Daniels
UFO’s are real…it’s the Air Force that’s imaginary.