Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Humans to become obsolete! Google just tested a new robot that can…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Humans to become obsolete! Google just tested a new robot that can…
…vote democrat.
…rub its stomach and pat its head at the same time!
…enjoy hookers and blow.
…protest “perceived” injustices.
…cause global warming, er, um, climate change
Do stupid cr@p and blame others.
Manually open the pod bay doors.
Play chess but really suck at it.
…feed the kitty.
…can can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQRnHvw3is
What a shame —
This melody could have very easily have been as well-regarded, well-respected, and well-loved by all of us — that is, the common folk as well as the musically astute — as is, for instance, The Blue Danube.
But since it accidentally found itself associated with dance-hall girls and theatrics, it is relegated to the status of — well — not exactly having the social cachet as The Blue Danube.
Which is not fair.
And it is no fault of the composer. Or of the composition. Only of society.
There’s a lesson there, somewhere.
… test Google’s vulnerabilities.
.. serve man.
.. dance if it wants to
It can leave your friends behind …
… speak Pakistani at all call service centers and fast food drive thrus
…warn Will Robinson of danger even when he’s distracted by his phone.
…bring a little joy to the old battle axe and your robot girlfriend.
…travel back in time and kill Abner Doubleday.
…pay 100% of income in taxes.
“…warn Will Robinson of danger even when he’s distracted by his phone.”
Funny you should mention that . . .
… end illegal iMigration and blockchain migration. Build the Wall-E!
… host the next Inconvenient Truth sequel.
Humans to become obsolete! Google just tested a new robot that can…
hold his own beer.
Humans to become obsolete! Google just tested a new robot that can…
do what’s never been done, who can win what’s never been won.
Humans to become obsolete! Google just tested a new robot that can…
cook, so that makes at least half the population obsolete.
identify as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, and Questioning, all at the same time.
Schrodinger’s cat’s gender?
Quantum PhysEd’s.
Humans to become obsolete! Google just tested a new robot that can…
Post comments to blogs thus eliminating the need for people to post answers to questions asked at blogs.
Yikes! Opposolete…
… reproduce itself by mating with a toaster.
[Ed McMan]: It can? What do you get?
[Self-Driving CarSon]: I don’t know, but it sure has a lot of pop-ups!
… walk around jingling bitcoins in its pocket and muttering “You kids get off of my LAN!”
When we were kidbots coachbot would say rub a little WD-40 on it and get back out there.
… issue Autonomiss cookies!
make me a sammich.
combine the charm of Hillary Clinton with the authenticity of Elizabeth Warren.
name that tune without hearing any notes.
tell more lies in thirty seconds than a Democrat politician.
“combine the charm of Hillary Clinton with the authenticity of Elizabeth Warren.”
Error.. Error. harridan. harridan . . Does not compute! Does not compute!
[Robot waves arms around in panic as short-circuit smoke escapes from it.]
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… “tell more lies in thirty seconds than a Democrat politician.”
Science fiction. That’s asking a lot of a computer.
One lie per San Fran Nanosecond?
You couldn’t even measure the Clintons’ seemyBadConductor discharge [and the less said about that the better] on a revoltmeter.
For another thing, such a robot could never obey even one of Asimov’s laws.
Nope. I don’t believe it’s possible.
… Look at silly pictures of cats!
I can’t do a passable Catwoman impression, but if I could, I’d say:
“Robots viewing websites? Self-purrrrrrrpetuating!”
…belch and scratch it’s proprietary parts…
That’s the model M. The model F complains about it.