A new report shows that Venezuelans lost 24 pounds on average last year due to the widespread food shortages in their country.
Apparently if socialism ever takes root in America, it will do so as a diet plan.
A new report shows that Venezuelans lost 24 pounds on average last year due to the widespread food shortages in their country.
Apparently if socialism ever takes root in America, it will do so as a diet plan.
Hi! I’m Marie and I lost fifty pounds with Socialism™!
Most expensive diet known to man.
Q. What did Venezuelans use to light their homes with before using candles?
A. Electricity.
I don’t mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence
Sustenance from socialism
Feasting on Hollywood witticisms
They’re not dumb
I’ll feast on others crumbs while the press remains forever mum
Yeah