Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Russia has a new secret weapon…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Russia has a new secret weapon…
Colored bricks falling from the sky.
Nuclear wessels.
Yakov Smirnoff.
Missiles held in nested 50-set matryoshka silos. The smallest silo is the size of a thimble.
All 4.
…the Democratic Party.
Nothing new there…
Russia has a new secret weapon…
but they promised not to tell.
Russia has a new secret weapon…
details are sketchy but it is rumored to involve a large sign on the Moon.
Russia has a new secret weapon…
Fear.
Fear and surprise.
Russia has TWO new secret weapons…
…and a fanatical devotion to Putin, that makes THREE new secret weapons…
Russia has a new secret weapon…
they’ve weaponized stupidity and have successfully tested it on Liberals.
Russia has a new secret weapon…
it is activated when you pull the other one that has the bells on it.
…(In my best Hans Gruber imitation) “You ask for a miracle? I give you…the F.B.I.”
More truth than fiction here. During the last election Hillary had the help of the FBI and Trump had the help of the Russians. Now he’s president and she’s not.
It’s a better MooseTrap, according to Natasha.
…selling vodka to America that’s secretly a highly portent diarrhetic. It’s called the Trotsky.
An email account registered to a Nigerian prince.
Red October II
Sure it wasn’t that Ghostbusters remake?
Squirrels!!!!
and Moose
..stolen blueprints from the West for flux capacitors!
The US has the nuclear football, so now Russia has the nuclear basketball…. nuthin’ but Nyet.
…just as soon as that ACME delivery arrives.
… Vladimir Poontan.
Am wondering if this will survive censor.
Hooray!
… MS-DAS Vidanya. Or Apple(tm)tini.
… and it’s right behind you.
… and it’s coming from inside your house!
… the Hillary Kilonton bomb.
… interfering with our erections.
I thought that might have been the Chinese.
Oh, I see what you did there
… This!
Oh, wait. That didn’t work. Give me a minute.
… explosive gay wedding cakes. And the beauty is:
we’ll have to make them!
… they call it “The Alien Persons Project.”
{muffled chortle}
“You have a question, Scott?”
I rowboat
Russia has a new secret weapon…
Loud, Proud and Out Loud and they want to be called Xhe.
♩
Xhe loves who?
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Xhe loves whom?
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Oh, yeah, I’ll
Tell Xho something
I just don’t understand
XY
Must mean something
What, if it’s not a man???
♩
So you want to be called Xhe?
No, my preferred pronoun is Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!
Ni
So …. all professors will become the benighted who say “Ni”?
“my preferred pronoun is Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!”
Yes, it may be spelled that way, but it’s pronounced Throat-Warbler Mangrove.
Less tinny, you see.
You tingenderphobe!
I’m tingenderphobe and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down tin,
I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin’
And have buttered scones for tea.
I find your lack of wokeness disturbing.
That’s funny in any context.
“I’m tingenderphobe and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I’m woke all day
I cut down tin,
I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin’
And have buttered scones for tea.”
.
They have turned everybody’s sweetheart, Alexa.
I am Groot
…the current American education system.
That’s not new… that weapon started in the 50’s
“2 plus 2: What do you feel it should equal?
“Remember:
Your feelings are valid,
Equality is good.
And all feelings are equally valid.”
But isn’t equality simply a white patriarchal construct designed to disempower minorities?
D’oh!
Hoist by my own canard.
Eric… Eric the ‘alf a bee.
…hmmm…their last one was installed in the White House, called Plan Caboose and Squirrel.
…California’s population control industry, Planned Immigrationhood.
…buy a Democrat, let them sell the damned rope.
It used to be the US education system (government indoctrination centers). Now it’s Trump!
A Doomsday Machine that will destroy the entire world if Russia is attacked. It will be announced at the next Party Congress. As you know, Putin loves surprises.
Purity of Essance