Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
An 8.5 ton Chinese satellite is falling to Earth. It contains…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
An 8.5 ton Chinese satellite is falling to Earth. It contains…
one from column A and one from column B, plus egg rolls
An 8.5 ton Chinese satellite is falling to Earth. It contains…
A sh*tload of takeout.
An 8.5 ton Chinese satellite is falling to Earth. It contains…
A thank you note for Bill Clinton for all his help in making the Chinese space program successful.
An 8.5 ton Chinese satellite is falling to Earth. It contains…
a large wooden badger.
The Majah of Raspur’s secret egg salad recipe.
What’s up Tiger Lily.
General Tso’s Chicken Little
An 8.5 ton Chinese satellite is falling to Earth. It contains…
within it the seeds of its own destruction.
something that will leave you hungry an hour later
An 8.5 ton Chinese satellite is falling to Earth. It contains…
proof, PROOF I SAY! Of trump’s collusion with Russia to steal the 2016 election and the Chinese are destroying it to help Trump as well!
An 8.5 ton Chinese satellite is falling to Earth. It contains…
Major Tom
I prefer the German version.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24r3LNXWi6o&w=560&h=315%5D
Javoul Here Valrus das ist Deeter und Hans…yeah das ist wunderbar.
..I’m not saying it’s Aliens…..but it’s Aliens.
Beat me to it, curses!
I call shenanigans…it’s not Aliens it’s Chinese.
An 8.5 ton Chinese satellite is falling to Earth. It contains…
one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’ concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
…two screaming Chinese midgets.
Hillary’s emails…. It was the Chinese all along… not the Russians
Les Nessman…. Oh the humanity
“As God is my witness, I thought General Tso’s Chicken could fly.”
Proof of Hirrary’s Corrusion with the Chinese to beat Trump in the Erection
Mountains of unpatriotic Obama promissory notes payable to the Bank of China
the last tariff-free steel and aluminum allowed into the US.
Nice
… a low gravity toilet…. known as Oh-Gee-Whiz
…a fortune that reads, “You will meet a powerful man who will sweep you off your feet with his charm, charisma, and his 2,285,000-man army”….
the missing evidence from the Kelner case.
8.5? I thought it was only Won Ton
…8.5 servings of won ton soup. -And one fortune cookie.
Ancient Chinese Secret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJP5f-fsHrs
A sheet of instructions warning that, “Most very import please understanding! Engine box most serious place not to wires be joined in crossing batteries most danger explosion!” Prophetic, really.
Hookers & Blow
Designer knock offs
Nothing….its the worlds largest take out container.
7.5 tons to go to be as awesome as Tennessee Ernie Ford.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIfu2A0ezq0
Nicole Simpsons real killer…knife in pocket, golf club still in hand.
…plans for the Ted Nugent Urban Renewal Initiative.
…a small Made In North Korea sticker
…a spy camera image of a Tesla Roadster trying to parralell park.