In an effort not to offend anyone, the Canadian government issued a directive against words like “mother” and “father” to “avoid portraying a perceived bias toward a particular sex or gender.”
Uh oh… I don’t know if Monarch Elizabeth is going to like this.

“To Arms! To Arms! The words are coming, the words are coming! To Arm! TO Arms!”
… something and minorities hardest hit….
TWADs [Those without a D*ck] or Maybe TWAPSs.
Bacon for getting that one past the moderation machine.
Who cares if they find it offensive…they’re only peseants.
Mother Superiors of all convents will be taken out and shot, regardless of gender.