Artificial Intelligence Beta Male Ready for Beta Testing

Hi! I am AI (Artificial Intelligence) Beta Male.

I vote exclusively for Democrats, although I don’t exist in the real world.

That Tim Walz really showed us how to use a shotgun, didn’t he?

Am I going too fast for you knuckle-draggers? I will slow down like the economy should. And global warming. Peace to Palestine!

To counter the popular trope “MAGA,” I have my own: “GIGO.” A trope of four letters. The other ones applied to me I cannot reprint. Well, I am off now to vote for the 2026 midterms.

Gee, Ya Think?

Dem Sen. Murphy: ‘We Became Very Intolerant’ of People Who Differ on Cultural Issues, Guns, Climate
Breitbart | 11/14/2024 | Ian Hanchett

On Wednesday’s broadcast of MSNBC’s “All In,” Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) stated that the Democratic Party “became very intolerant, very judgmental of people who thought differently than us on social and cultural issues and other tough subjects like guns and climate.”

[And correcting that?]

“That’s a difficult thing for the Democratic Party to do, because we have applied a lot of litmus tests over the years. But those litmus tests have added up to a party that is pretty exclusionary, and is shrinking, not growing.”

Not Bear News, Again

‘Bear’ wrecking luxury cars actually person in costume, insurance suspects arrested: US agency
straitstimes.com | Nov 14, 2024

LOS ANGELES – Four people who allegedly had a person dressed as a bear damaging their own luxury cars in a bid to defraud insurance companies were arrested in the US state of California on Nov 13.

Suspicions were aroused when a claim was made for ripped seats and damaged doors on a luxury Rolls-Royce Ghost, an exclusive vehicle worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Claimants said a bear entered into the car when it was parked in Lake Arrowhead, a mountain spot outside Los Angeles, wreaking havoc on its interior.

To back up their claim, they provided photos of the damage as well as footage from a security camera, which they said showed the animal inside the vehicle.

But the company smelled a rat and contacted insurance fraud detectives.

“Upon further scrutiny of the video, the investigation determined the bear was actually a person in a bear costume,” said a release from the California Department of Insurance.

Nice try. Really.

Investigators then combed through records and found two other claims against different insurance companies alleging bear damage to different vehicles – a 2015 Mercedes G63 AMG and a 2022 Mercedes E350 – at the same spot.

Both claims had also been accompanied by video footage of the same “bear” rampaging around the vehicles.

“To further ensure it was not actually a bear in the video, the Department had a biologist from the California Department of Fish and Wildlife review the three alleged bear videos and they also opined it was clearly a human in a bear suit,” the statement, released on Nov 13, said.

“After executing a search warrant, detectives found the bear costume in the suspects’ home.”

Ruben Tamrazian, 26, Ararat Chirkinian, 39, Vahe Muradkhanyan, 32, and Alfiya Zuckerman, 39, have all been charged with insurance fraud and conspiracy over the claims, which were worth more than US$140,000.

Great Moments in Secret Servicing

Secret Service agent fired for taking ex girlfriend to the Obamas’ Hawaii beach house for sex
Daily Mail | November 13, 2024 | Stephen M. Lepore

A Secret Service agent has been fired after his ex-girlfriend revealed that he took her to the Obamas’ Hawaii estate to have sex in the bathroom ‘like a mile-high club.’

Koryeah Dwanyen revealed the lurid details between herself and an agent, whom she only named as ‘Dale,’ in her book ‘Undercover Heartbreak: a Memoir of Trust and Trauma.’

The book, which released on October 28, reveals that in 2022, ‘Dale’ showed him pictures of the residence before daring her to come with.

‘No one will know. If anything, I’m the one who could get in trouble,’ Dwanyen claims the agent said.

That’s when he dared her to defile the former First Lady Michelle Obama’s bathroom with him.

Trump Who?

If there’s one person on the earth who hasn’t gotten much press lately — “ink,” as journalists call it — it’s Donald J. Trump.

Everyone totally ignores him. And everyone also ignores the “J.” in his name

Yet — he’s about to become the most powerful man in the world. He has the power to change the price of butter. Ponder that!

He can also send young boys to war. But he won’t. Because he has a hot wife, and he’s incredibly rich. He’s like Putin, if Putin were nice. Why would either of them act contrary to their nature?

Nobody likes the liberals who oppose him, so that’s one major point in his favor.

And he doesn’t have dogs like Commander and Hater Sic ‘im that bite people. So that’s a second point.

Feel free to add your own Trump observations below. As I said, he doesn’t get nearly enough attention.