Archive of entries posted by spacemonkey

Site Speed Stuff

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I have been doing some optimization and tweaking under the hood and hopefully IMAO.US is now full throttle at your face every day every night,every evening, afternoon, morning, etcetera.
If you have noticed a super incredibly awesome loading speed increase, (time decrease) drop me comment and let me know.
If it is running slower for you, let me know that too.
If it is not loading at all for you, you have no choice but to ignore the message, and therefore CAN ignore this message in good conscience, unless you are subscribed to the RSS feed then you should let me know that too.
If you are viewing this spectacular website for the first time because it used to take sooooo long on your pathetic dial-up connection let me know that too. Welcome Aboard! (don’t feed the trolls!)

Ed, Who Art Thou?

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I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this. but someone named Ed is messing with the comments.
For instance I made a comment the other day on one of the Ronin Profile posts.
My comment:

This feature needs a graphic.

made sense, expressing what I recognized as a need of a graphic for the feature (which it lacked).
Then a few moments later, my comment was changed and said this.

This feature needs a graphic.
[So’s your FACE! Ed.]

Anybody know what’s going on? It seems to be getting worse. Furthermore, I don’t even know an Ed.

High Dad

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So Al Gore III was caught with 140 Vicodin pills. Big bloated polluted deal. I’m sure the whole thing has been blown out of proportion.
Give his manbearpig fightin’ verbally opposin’ daddy some time, folks! You know he’ll be able to produce an overdose or two worth of Drug Abuse offsets that promote getting other kids off drugs while allowing your own to dose freely. Just like everything else there’s no sin you a Gore can commit that will stick as long as you a Gore is paying.to help other people kick the habit.
If he’s super lucky his incarceration offsets will prevent any jail time. Read the last part of the story at the link.
Limousine liberals: Always put their money where their mouth is since, well, doing something would be just so inconvenient and frankly beneath them, but not you.

Did/Does Harry Potter Die? The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

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Spoiler Alert: This article contains spoilers to the Harry Potter series, though not really any spoilers for any of the books.
Does Harry Potter Die?
Everybody wants to know if Harry Potter dies in the new book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. The answer is not so simple. But here it is.

Continue reading ‘Did/Does Harry Potter Die? The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction’ »

Sounds like a good blog name to me.

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This sounds like a good blog name: Eloi for Breakfast
Or maybe it’d make a decent book title. The follow on book could be Morlock for Lunch and then to finish off the trilogy, A Sensible Time Traveler for Dinner. Either way at the link is an interesting read about pacifism (he’s agin’ it). Written by someone whose first name is Bruce and whose last name should be nuked.
Can you guess it without looking?

Katie Couric Spews Tums

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Rachel Lucas points out a dichotomy. Ms Couric doesn’t want to say the word $pu+um, but she’ll show us her bowels.. Seems odd to me too. Who wants to see bowels?
But I think I know why Katie’s camera shy about one and not the other. Those laxatives you have to take before a colonoscopy will generally flush any $pu+um out of your bowels that might have been in there, for some reason.
Also she’s not very smirt and probably thought $pu+um was something else. Sputum, I mean.

Fun Facts About The Ron Paul Supporter(s)

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Ron Paul supporters are easy to recognize, their signature headgear, when properly applied also keeps fat from dripping on your grill and flaring up. Also his name is Barry.
Ron Paul supporters not only appear when his name is invoked 3 times, it drives them crazy, an admittedly short trip.
The Federal Reserve killed most of Ron Paul’s supporters puppies.
If you’re bitten by a Ron Paul supporter if you don’t become one, you do become a carrier.
Where do Ron Paul supporters have their meetups? A house of mirrors.
Ron Paul supporters never get sick and can only be killed by decapitating them. There can be/is only one.
When Ron Paul returns to the Earth, his followers believe he will restore the constitution so well that the ink will smell wet and also miraculously restore the moat around America to its pre-civil war glory.
To a Ron Paul supporter the first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution are collectively known as the Bill of WRONGS!
Every time a bell rings a Ron Paul supporter get his mouth very salivated.
Ron Paul supporters think everyone who doesn’t support him fears him like they fear getting abducted by aliens, again.
When the feces found in the U.S. Capital was determined to be Ron Paul’s, his supporters were quick to hail it the best idea, anywhere, ever and also delicious.
If Ron Paul falls in a forest, his supporter(s) will claim it’s because gravity is inherently unconstitutional.
Some claim Ron Paul supporters spam online polls, the truth is they just all have the same I.P. address because… Hey! LOOK kittens!
The most ardent of Ron Paul’s followers think the US government is too big when it has more people than the secret number Ron Paul has written on his magic anti-alien hemp underpants.

Outrageous and Inflammatory Facts About Ron Paul

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Ron Paul sucks. Ron Paul also blows. All this just from respiring.
A lot of the time Ron Paul is quite full of crap .Is Ron Paul crazy? If so, he is crazy and full of crap.
But most shockingly: When Ron Paul eats at restaurants he has a well known penchant for public mastication.
Can Ron Paul ever hope to get the Republican nomination when these truths are more widely known? Doubtful when his poll ratings can’t get much lower.
Ref: Extreme Mortman