Ron Paul supporters are easy to recognize, their signature headgear, when properly applied also keeps fat from dripping on your grill and flaring up. Also his name is Barry.
Ron Paul supporters not only appear when his name is invoked 3 times, it drives them crazy, an admittedly short trip.
The Federal Reserve killed most of Ron Paul’s supporters puppies.
If you’re bitten by a Ron Paul supporter if you don’t become one, you do become a carrier.
Where do Ron Paul supporters have their meetups? A house of mirrors.
Ron Paul supporters never get sick and can only be killed by decapitating them. There can be/is only one.
When Ron Paul returns to the Earth, his followers believe he will restore the constitution so well that the ink will smell wet and also miraculously restore the moat around America to its pre-civil war glory.
To a Ron Paul supporter the first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution are collectively known as the Bill of WRONGS!
Every time a bell rings a Ron Paul supporter get his mouth very salivated.
Ron Paul supporters think everyone who doesn’t support him fears him like they fear getting abducted by aliens, again.
When the feces found in the U.S. Capital was determined to be Ron Paul’s, his supporters were quick to hail it the best idea, anywhere, ever and also delicious.
If Ron Paul falls in a forest, his supporter(s) will claim it’s because gravity is inherently unconstitutional.
Some claim Ron Paul supporters spam online polls, the truth is they just all have the same I.P. address because… Hey! LOOK kittens!
The most ardent of Ron Paul’s followers think the US government is too big when it has more people than the secret number Ron Paul has written on his magic anti-alien hemp underpants.
L.Ron Paul Hubbard on quite a few occasions has been seen sipping Tang on the veranda of his spacious summer home on Alpha Centauri
Ron Paul is one of the few “honkies” who is allowed to join Minister Louis Farrakhan and Prophet (Profit?) Elija Muhammad on the Nation of Islam Mother Wheel to do tha “gangsta lean” with 40s of OE.
He a down hustla soo-preem!
Ron Paul supporters not only appear when his name is invoked 3 times, it drives them crazy, an admittedly short trip.
I knew there had to be a C’thulhu connection somewhere!
Lets be nice here (at least as nice as we are to anyone on IMAO). Sure, I am going to vote for Thompson as I dont think Ron Paul has a real chance, and…because Thompson is awesome…but if you really consider his policies. No ACLU, no IRS…pretty much no annoying non essential government agencies, and the fact that he wants to restore the liberties things like “The Patriot Act” have taken away, I dont think you can disagree with his politics as much as you can say that he is a crazy idealist who would never be able to actually do half the stuff he wants because of our ridiculously evil corrupt congress. I suppose y’all think that Fred Thompson and Chuck Norris are actually going to physically beat the congress into submission?
The reason I hate Ron Paul is that every individual letter is far away from the one before it. Whereas with something like Fred, well, it doesn’t get any better than that! (Oh, plus Ron Paul is a loon. That’s another reason I hate him.)
Actually, I think that theory holds wait. Hilary makes me jump from an L to an A – ugh! – while Barak is all over the place as well. It doesn’t explain John Edwards, but that is irrelevant, as he is such a nobody I won’t be typing his name enough to get finger cramps.
Ron Paul supporters…appear when his name is invoked 3 times
Ron Paul was the inspiration for Beetlejuice??
(Of course Beetlejuice had better dental hygene)
Dat Ron Paul is a reg’lar statue of limitations!
I’m a professional in the mid-atlantic who owns his own small business. I have a young family I love and provide for every day. I support Ron Paul. This movement will prove you wrong. We are much more than a few I.P.s
I have thirteen Ph.Ds and have won ten Nobel Prizes. With science, I have already determined that Ron Paul will be our next president. Ron Paul will get over nineteen billion votes in the election. For his first act as president, Ron Paul will squeeze oil from rocks–with his mind. All of this is true, and I’m not a sockpuppet.
Nicely done, spacemonkey. But don’t forget, Ron is only an a-l-d from being our greatest president.
That was a pretty long way to go just work in that feces link.
I am also a professional in the mid-Atlantic who owns his own small business. I also have a young family who I love and provide for every day. My wife and I have good sex often. Really good…and really often. So, who I vote for is important. Very important. And, you should pay attention to who I endorse. And, I also support Ron Paul. Why? Because, when I play Britney Spears’ “Baby One More Time” backwards, she tells me to. I hear you Britney. I hear you.
It’s time to show your support for Ron Paul. In an effort to raise awareness for Ron Paul, I’m asking you to read and Digg this article. With your support, we can bump this story to the front page, and raise awareness for Dr. Ron Paul. It would also be very beneficial to spread the word through your blog. Thanks for your support!
Sean, you do realize that we have been spreading the word about Ron Paul on this blog for the last few days, don’t you? Of course, by “spreading the word” I mean “relentlessly ridiculing him and his cultists.”
(This is either some sweet, sweet irony or someone forgot their “/sarc” tag….)
Aw, comeon guys. Even the democratics have some loons running. It’s only fair that Ronny and the brown trousers match them.
One Ron Paul supporter has schizophrenia. This has effectively doubled the number of Ron Paul supporters.
Ron Paul, Ron Paul, ….
RON PAUL!
Oh wait, dbassam already showed up once today. I’m sorry, Barry – I didn’t mean to disturb you again. Never mind.
“If Ron Paul falls in a forest, his supporter(s) will claim it’s because gravity is inherently unconstitutional.”
LOL! 😀
For the record, the only thing I hate about Ron Paul (and the Libertarian Party – to which he still belongs in spirit) is his childlike sense of foreign policy. Sadly, post-9/11, it’s not a shortcoming I can overlook.
So I hold my nose and vote for Republicans who spend like Democrats so that I can live long enough to hate how the Republican Party constantly betrays what little lip-service it gives to “smaller government”.
Wouldn’t
Ai! Ai! Cthulhu F’taghn!!
be a lot easier for the invocation?
“dbassam”
Hmmm, let’s try something:
Let’s add the letters “u”, “m”, “l”, and “e” to that shall we?
dumbasslame
…or…in other words…
Dumb-Ass Lame
Coincidence or conspiracy? Only Ron Paul knows fersure!
I really liked Sean’s link to “Who is Ron Paul?”, check out the first two comments.
“Nobody”
and, my personal favorite
It’s not so much a question of who as it is a question of what is Ron Paul.
I have one-hundred-and-ninety-six PhDs from the Ivy League and the Berlinisches Staat Politechnikum, am in the mid-Atlantic doing the sidestroke, and can fly using the power of my own flatulence.
Based in my personal magnificence and self-proclaimed Curriculum Vitae, I can, unquestioningly, state that Ron Paul WILL be our next president.
Oh, did I mention that I am typing this using my nose because I’m currently fitted with a jacket that has really long sleeves that buckle up in back whilst reclining in my fully padded (floor, ceiling, walls) suite?
I didn’t?
Oh well…RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL!!!
I’ve been converted! All these posters have opened my eyes! I even bought the official Support Ron Paul T-Shirt with the REALLY long sleeves. My Assistant(nurse)is typing this for me. Ooo! Time for injections and Jello!
Yes, Desert Elephant is correct, us fantastic Ron Pauliasts (like pederasts, but more splendid), do ever so enjoy our Chlorprolamine and Thorazine injections along with our spork-fed dollops of grape jello…
That in no way implies a questionable sanity level or denigrates our fashion-forward senisbilities…because us elite Ron Pauliacs (like hemophilliacs but with less blood flow to the brain) all KNOW that you not Paulian folks envy our extra-long sleeved style and ability to lip-flip and drool while under heavy restraints.
Someone has to lead the way and Ron Paul is just that leaden way!
I am an average-looking guy at a midwestern college. One afternoon, two gorgeous co-eds came up to my dorm room wearing only flimsy negligees and carrying bottles of wine.
Oh, wait, I thought this was “Letters to Penthouse Forum.”
Sorry.
I thought the writer of the article was looney. Then I read the comments from all the moonbats and realized that the author’s readers are even further removed from reality.
Thankfully there are a high percentage of sane people in the USA and most will vote for Ron Paul.
Hey, Carl Deen’s nurse loosened his restraints, no fair!
Just for that, I’m gonna spill my koolaid all over his macaroni art and hide his elmer’s glue.
That’ll show him!!
I would just like to offer Carl Dean a “high price” for his house. Since he thinks >0.1% is a “high” percentage, I figure he’ll think $10 is a “high” price.