OT
HT to Glenn Beck – Man saves woman’s life – and gets fired for it.
Anyone in Jacksonville have a job for this guy? Also, if anyone has a point of contact for the jackholes who fired him, I do believe that a few pointed words are in order.
Last night Ron Paul got a message out to his base. His interview on “Coast_2_Coast AM” reached all those who believe in his candidacy. It was hilarious how they discussed him winning all of the debates and leading the nominees on internet voting sites, and how it was wrong for everyone to relegate him to second tier status. I think the guy talking about the Roswell incident and the government cover up of the Alien visit seemed quite sane in comparison.
Paul and young Ron?
These guys are idiots to…coincidence or not? http://www.paulandyoungron.com/
Paul Ron was on BloombergTV today, he was talking about… well something or other. Bloomberg is very far to the left so the anchor was trying to disagree with him, but seemed confused because Ron Paul wasn’t making sense and usually when it doesn’t make sense the Bloomberg anchors agree with it. I think Ron Paul had a monkey playing the banjo on his head, I wasn’t sure.
Yeah, you guys just havn’t seen the power of Ron Paul. We’ve lined up all the gray-hairs that RUN the elections. When we show up and give them the secret handshake, we get to vote 100 TIMES! And all we had to do was “promise” not to cut social security or the free drug program. HA HA HA HA HA! Most of the grayhairs will be dead or so stricken with alzheimers they won’t REMEMBER what Ron Paul promised!
When Ron Paul wins the election, you’ll all feel pretty stupid. Then, when he peels back his skin to show the slimy alien, you’ll feel a little queezy. Then, when he throws up on several people with his fly-like digestive acid and then sucks their insides out, you’ll probably be violently ill. But then, when he promises free Pop Tarts for all, you’ll be really happy. See, it all ends happily…and who doesn’t love Pop Tarts?
In other news, Ron Pauleons have suicide bomed a Spacemonkey shrine in Samarra. George Bush is to blame.
I don’t think this one will work, you have say his name three times for his supporters to show up.
But if we get him to say his name backwards, he’ll go away.
To the fifth dimension, with Alex Trebek? =P
To the fifth dimension, with Alex Trebek? =P
OT
HT to Glenn Beck –
Man saves woman’s life – and gets fired for it.
Anyone in Jacksonville have a job for this guy? Also, if anyone has a point of contact for the jackholes who fired him, I do believe that a few pointed words are in order.
I think that’s more of a summoning spell than a joke. His minions don’t seem to be here yet – did you use enough sulphur?
Last night Ron Paul got a message out to his base. His interview on “Coast_2_Coast AM” reached all those who believe in his candidacy. It was hilarious how they discussed him winning all of the debates and leading the nominees on internet voting sites, and how it was wrong for everyone to relegate him to second tier status. I think the guy talking about the Roswell incident and the government cover up of the Alien visit seemed quite sane in comparison.
Paul and young Ron?
These guys are idiots to…coincidence or not?
http://www.paulandyoungron.com/
Paul Ron was on BloombergTV today, he was talking about… well something or other. Bloomberg is very far to the left so the anchor was trying to disagree with him, but seemed confused because Ron Paul wasn’t making sense and usually when it doesn’t make sense the Bloomberg anchors agree with it. I think Ron Paul had a monkey playing the banjo on his head, I wasn’t sure.
Yeah, you guys just havn’t seen the power of Ron Paul. We’ve lined up all the gray-hairs that RUN the elections. When we show up and give them the secret handshake, we get to vote 100 TIMES! And all we had to do was “promise” not to cut social security or the free drug program. HA HA HA HA HA! Most of the grayhairs will be dead or so stricken with alzheimers they won’t REMEMBER what Ron Paul promised!
When Ron Paul wins the election, you’ll all feel pretty stupid. Then, when he peels back his skin to show the slimy alien, you’ll feel a little queezy. Then, when he throws up on several people with his fly-like digestive acid and then sucks their insides out, you’ll probably be violently ill. But then, when he promises free Pop Tarts for all, you’ll be really happy. See, it all ends happily…and who doesn’t love Pop Tarts?
Still no outraged Paul-bots? Wow, they’re too lazy to click “Read more”!
That was paulthetic, spacemonkey.