This is a formal request that spacemonkey cease all attempts at humor. In the event he continues to make very bad Star Trek humor we will be forced to meet the fate of an away team red shirted ensign.
OK, that was bad… but it DID make me immedately think of seven of nine in the buff…
now… I must punish myself for such an unacceptable thought… let the beatings begin immediately.
Kool — Any idea what the title will be? I hope it doesn’t have Leonard Nimoy naked…I don’t wanna see that! OMG! Not Uhura! Please NO!!! (Wouldn’t mind seeing their heads blown clean off though.) Violence can be fun.
Bad, yes. But we had to giggle. More importantly, we couldn’t see beyond the part about excessive nudity and violence to see the punchline. Way to go, Frank.
Thomas
First Harvey gets mistaken for Frank, now Spacemonkey. What is this world coming to? Thank God for the coming Barakalypse. (I’m trying to interject that in at least every post because it makes me giggle like John Edwards every time.
We Have A Winner! Didn’t even snicker at original post, but “Son of Bob” made me laugh so hard it hurt.
Great job! Maybe the last could be ST Deep Space 69.
Man, y’all are innocents, aren’t you? Haven’t anyone here heard of the K/S sub-genre in Star Trek fan fiction? It started when the original series was on the air.
Basically K/S fans assume a sexual relationship between Kirk and Spock. Gives a whole new meaning to that scene in the first movie, when Spock takes Kirk’s hand (after nearly getting killed trying to mind-meld with Veeger), and mentions “this simple feeling,” doesn’t it? 🙂
…And what’s wrong with Uhura naked? Well, “Uhura back in 1969,” anyway. Heh.
Lord knows Gene Roddenberry didn’t mind…
Oh for the love of God, spacemonkey. That was bad. 😉
SMACK!
Really really really bad. I have a headache now.
Doooop!
A, B, C, D, or E?
So bad, and yet… I giggled. Giggled hard.
I love geeky humor.
God, someone please post something funny to wash the taste of this awful post out of my eyes…
This is a formal request that spacemonkey cease all attempts at humor. In the event he continues to make very bad Star Trek humor we will be forced to meet the fate of an away team red shirted ensign.
Spacemonkey make a funny. Thag laugh. Thag like Monkey.
Non-geeks wouldn’t get this.
My Star Destroyer pwnz ur Star Trek Enterprise FTW.
I haven’t fed my monkey in months. He has little hunger spasms. Those are funny.
Thanks Spacemonkey!
I just got my budy to bite on that by IM.
After he stopped typing the curses, I gave you credit.
They’re not saying “Boo”, they’re saying “Boo-urns”
//Non-geeks wouldn’t get this.//
Boy, you’re just on a roll today, aren’t you?
Sheesh.
I wish I didn’t get that.
OK, that was bad… but it DID make me immedately think of seven of nine in the buff…
now… I must punish myself for such an unacceptable thought… let the beatings begin immediately.
This thread is worthless without picts….
Kool — Any idea what the title will be? I hope it doesn’t have Leonard Nimoy naked…I don’t wanna see that! OMG! Not Uhura! Please NO!!! (Wouldn’t mind seeing their heads blown clean off though.) Violence can be fun.
hehe, I thought it was funny.
They better kill Whoopie Goldbergs’ character off in the opening credits or I’m leaving.
I don’t care what anyone else says, that is the best joke evah
Bad, yes. But we had to giggle. More importantly, we couldn’t see beyond the part about excessive nudity and violence to see the punchline. Way to go, Frank.
Thomas
First Harvey gets mistaken for Frank, now Spacemonkey. What is this world coming to? Thank God for the coming Barakalypse. (I’m trying to interject that in at least every post because it makes me giggle like John Edwards every time.
For this you must pay a terrible price!
Possible names for the movie:
“The Wrath of Kama Sutra”
“The Trouble with Transvestites”
“Star Trek: The Next Penetration”
“Star Trek: Her Deep Space”
We Have A Winner! Didn’t even snicker at original post, but “Son of Bob” made me laugh so hard it hurt.
Great job! Maybe the last could be ST Deep Space 69.
How ’bout Star Trek: The Voyeur Homo?
Booo!
Man, y’all are innocents, aren’t you? Haven’t anyone here heard of the K/S sub-genre in Star Trek fan fiction? It started when the original series was on the air.
Basically K/S fans assume a sexual relationship between Kirk and Spock. Gives a whole new meaning to that scene in the first movie, when Spock takes Kirk’s hand (after nearly getting killed trying to mind-meld with Veeger), and mentions “this simple feeling,” doesn’t it? 🙂
…And what’s wrong with Uhura naked? Well, “Uhura back in 1969,” anyway. Heh.
Lord knows Gene Roddenberry didn’t mind…