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Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s Bob in Feenicks.
What’s the story behind your name? My name is Robert but most people call me Bob. The city where I live sounds like “Feenicks”. I spell it phonetically to be different, and to confuse any monkeys who might be out to get me. The monkey threat, which I learned of from IMAO, is the reason I prefer my location to remain undisclosed.
Where do you live? Oshkosh. (weren’t you paying attention to the answer to the previous question?)
How old are you? 39.
Tell us briefly about yourself. I was born in Queens, NY and my family moved to Pho…I mean, Oshkosh when I was 13. I’m a civil engineer and I am still single. I’m also Catholic, and a member of the Knights of
Columbus. If you’re familiar with the KofC, you know about the first four degrees, but I’m also a member of the secret fifth degree, which is the militant wing. It’s our duty to behead all who insult our Religion of Peace, because Jesus, the benevolent, forgiving and merciful wants us to. Jesus Ackbar! (I have a sword too, but it’s really dull, so it hurts more)
If you couldn’t nuke the moon, what other celestial body would you want to nuke? If possible, I’d launch Michael Moore into orbit and nuke him. He’s big enough to be mistaken for a moon.
How long have you been reading IMAO? I’ve been reading IMAO for a long time. I was around for IMAO’s first blogiversary and the Great Blog War. Although, it was a while before I posted my first comment.
What’s your favorite IMAO post? I really enjoy In My Worlds. I’m amazed you were able to get a bug in the Oval Office, and that the Secret Service hasn’t found it yet.
What’s you favorite political issue? Whatever crazy, wacky antics the left is up to in which their actions blatantly contradict their words, such as ‘supporting our troops’ or creating ‘the most ethical congress ever’. It makes it so much easier to mock them. And fun.
Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. No, I refuse to have anything to do with the internet because AlGore invented it.
-Oh wait a minute.
If you could wish one politician away to the cornfield, who would it be? Just about the entire democratic party, but if it’s only one, it would be…John McCain. Mavericks like corn, right?
If you commented that you want to be included before, you’re still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don’t have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we’ll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far!